Snacks for People
These snacks are for you. If you want to feed the cats, go to their menu section and buy them snacks, too. Yes, they like treats, and they want you to pay for them. Cats are shameless.
- Delivered DeliciousnessMade in a kitchen somewhere else locally and brought here for your dining pleasure, these foods are fresh, yummy, and will make your tummy smile. If you order food for delivery on demand, then obviously there will be a wait, so just pet some kitties until your food arrives. The selections and prices vary, so you have to pay in person at the time ordered.
- Baked GoodsWhat kind of cafe would we be if we didn't have assorted bakery items? Choose from our rotating selection of name brand goodies to satisfy your sweet tooth.$0.50
- Bag of ChipsWhen you want to be "all that and a bag of chips," just decide if you're salty, cheesy, or spicy, then go for it.$0.75
- CandyGive in to your sweet tooth and choose from our rotating selection of available candy options.$1.50
- PopcornCrunchy, delicious, and made fresh on demand. Dress it up however you like. Try something new!$3
- Black Pepper
- Butter Flavoring
- Cheddar Cheese
- White Cheddar
- Lemon Pepper
- Italian Seasoning
- Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
- Fry Seasoning
- Plain M&Ms
- Peanut M&Ms
- NachosYou know what nachos are. They're basically a combination of chips and some hot, cheesy deliciousness. Available with tortilla chips or scoop-shaped corn chips and with or without jalapenos.$3.50
- Flat tortilla chips
- Scoop corn chips
Drinks for People
Here's a fun game: Order a beverage and see if you can keep the cats from knocking it off onto the floor. Warning: They will look you straight in the eyes while doing it.
- Canned SodasCaps, shmaps. Throw caution to the wind and pop open a frosty 12 oz. alternative to the bottled soda. If something happens due to the open top, remember, this was your choice.$0.75
- Bottled Waters and SodasGet a drink with a cap, and that way, when the cats do knock the bottle off onto the floor, it won't spill. (Two can play at this game, kitties! Mwah-ha-ha!)$1.25
- Small (up to 12 oz.)$1
- Medium (13-20 oz)$1.50
- Large (over 20 oz.)$2
- Energy Drinks & Other Specialty BeveragesYou like to be different. We get it. Then you'll have no problem choosing a can or bottle from our available stock of "weird things people drink."$2
- K-Cup of Coffee or Hot TeaChoose your own flavor adventure from our wide selection of K-cups. Oh, no! You don't see your favorite? Try something new this time, but let us know what your favorite is, and we may have it for you next time. :)$2
- Bottomless CoffeeMade by the pot and fresh on demand, the lure of never-ending coffee is the way to go when you have a serious coffee addiction. We bring it to you black, and you fix it the way you like. You can even bring your own mug or travel cup. We won't judge.$4
- Free Coffee with SACC MugBottomless coffee becomes an even better deal when you make the one-time purchase of our San Antonio Cat Cafe mug and never pay for your addiction again.
- San Antonio Cat Cafe MugBuy this once and drink from a bottomless pot of coffee every time you come. Get your fix of kitties and caffeine all at once!$15
Snacks for Cats
If you want the cats to pay attention to you, have something they like to eat in your hand. There is no guarantee they will continue to pay attention after your hand is empty, however.
- Crunchy BitsThese treats are crunchy on the outside and creamy on the inside, which makes you twice as popular for having them.$1
- Fishy BitsYep. They're as disgusting as they sound, and when possessed by you, they instantly transform you into the most interesting person in the world. That is, until you run out and your presence is no longer required or desired.$2
- Chicky BitsObviously, bits of chicken. Cats will love you for approximately one whole minute (which is an eternity in cat attention span), at which point, they will probably lose interest in you and begin grooming their faces. Unless you buy more.$2
- Surprise Gourmet TreatThis is so exciting! You can reach into the depths of the cat treat abyss and pull out a surprise gourmet treat the cats will surely love. Try it!$2.25