Our Vintages

  • OUR WINES

    • CRYSTAL KEY WEST CHARDONNAY
      Piquant. Sassy. Crunchy. Our Crystal Key West Chardonnay is our best selling wine and packed with those delicious crystals that are invisible until they hit your teeth.
      $45
      • ROSE & ROSÉ
        We're so excited to introduce our newest wine: A rosé packed to the brim with rose petals. Never has a wine had so many floral notes and been so difficult to pour. (Available 2021)
        $50
        • SYRA-RACHA
          You'll be doing the cha-cha when you taste how spicy this wine is powered by the incredible flavor of Sriracha. It's like liquid fire!
          $42
          • WHITE LABEL
            Frankly, we're not sure what's in this bottle but we're pretty sure it's good and also that it's wine.
            $36
            • Merle-low
              Working with Merle Haggard's estate we've created a rustic, down home outlaw-country style wine even you filthy hillbillys might be able to enjoy. Grab your midnight horse, Lonesome Fugitive because this bottle won't let you down. Please strain for rocks before serving.
              $36
              • Beano Noir
                Science told us we couldn't make wine from beans when we ran out of grapes. Well, science! You're only half right. We squeezed those beans and got a liquid with earth notes, hints of charcoal and chocolate on the palate.
                $25
                • 60 GLASSES OF WINE
                  Only for the extremely thirsty, we'll give you a phone number you can call whenever you're bored/sober/thirsty and we'll have a background checked immigrant drive a glass of wine over to you.
                  $3,500
                  • ANTIQUE GRAMOPHONE
                    We keep telling Puce this needs to be wine only but ultimately he writes our checks. So... here's an old gramophone if you're looking for one. Puce says it's in great shape but haunted.
                    $1,250