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Beverages
- 20oz Milkshakes$7.99Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Cremesicle, Banana & Chocolate, Chocolate & PB, PB & J, Oreo, Smarties, Mochaccino, Coconut
- Bottomless Pop$3.49
- 14oz Tropicana Juice or Milk$3.99
- Fizzybubbly$3.99OJ & Sodawater
- Fresh Fruit Smoothie$4.99
- Coffee or Tea$3.49Refillable
- Americano$4.49
- Espresso$2.99Double Espresso $4.49
- Latte Bowl$5.99
- Diner Hot Chocolate$4.99
Get Boozy
- Diner Caesar$6.49Classic Clamato, Vodka (1oz), Tabasco, Worcestershire, pickle juice, horseradish, & a dill pickle garnish. Get 2 for $12.00! Virgin Caesar $4.99
- Mimosas$6.49Ask your server about juice options. Get 2 for $12.00!
- Tequila Sunrise$6.49Oj with grenadine unmixed, & of course Tequila (1oz), served with a salt rim.
- Beach Bum$6.49Pineapple juice & Malibu Rum (1oz), served with a salt rim.
- Greyhound$6.49Grapefruit juice & Vodka (1oz), served with a sugar rim.
- Screwdriver$6.49OJ & Vodka (1oz), served with a sugar rim.
- Seabreeze$6.49Cranberry & grapefruit juice with Vodka (1oz), served with a salt rim.
- House Cabernet$6.991/2 Litre $17.00 Litre $27.99
- House Pinot Grigio$6.991/2 Litre $17.00 Litre $27.99
- Draft$6.991/2 Pint $4.49 Pitcher $16.99 Beau's - Lug Tread Largered Ale Big Rig - Canadian Amber Big Rig - Pilsner Beyond The Pale - Pink Fuzz Niagara Dry Apple Cider
Eggs Benny
Eggs Benny come POACHED or POACHED HARD at request. Two poached eggs atop an english muffin & smothered in savoury hollandaise. Served alongside house homies or a house salad.
- The Classic Benny$14.40A Canadian favourite with grilled peameal.
- The California Benny$14.99Grilled ham, fresh avocado, our 3-cheese blend & topped with chipotle hollandaise.
- The Diner Florentine$14.40Fresh baby spinach & a 3-cheese blend.
- The Wellington Benny$15.40Thin sliced seasoned steak & caramelized onions.
- Bacon Grilled Cheese Benny$15.20A bacon grilled cheese sammie topped with 2 poached eggs & smothered in savoury hollandaise sauce.
- Smoked Meat Benny$16.206 oz Montreal style smoked meat & swiss cheese.
- Swipe Right Benny$16.99Inside out grilled cheese sammie filled with pulled pork, two poached eggs, fresh avocado, topped with chipotle hollandaise.
- Miss Vicky$15.20Sauted mixed peppers, onions, mushrooms, baby spinach, tomatoes.
- Lady Natasha$15.40Smoked Atlantic salmon, cream cheese spread, and baby spinach.
Eggs & Things
Served with seasoned green onion homies & an order of toast. Coffee included.
- Traditional Breakfast$10.492 Eggs, & a choice of bacon, ham, or sausage.
- The Biggie Breakfast$15.40A plate for the hungry or hungover with 3 eggs, & an order of bacon, ham, & sausage.
- Steak & Eggs$16.992 Eggs served alongside an 8oz AAA hand cut sirloin steak.
- The Greek Breakfast$10.992 Eggs served with 5 slices of cucumber, 5 slices of tomato, crumbled feta, and olives on top. Served with an order of toast. * This item does not include a side of homie fries, they are available for $4.20.
- The Quebecer$11.992 Eggs, a choice of bacon, ham, or sausage, served up with a side of pork beans.
- The Valley Pancake Breakfast$13.992 Eggs, a choice of bacon, ham, or sausage. Served with a real buttermilk pancake.
- The Mish Mash Scramble$14.993 Egg scramble with bacon, ham, sausage, sauteed mixed peppers & onions. Topped with a broiled 3 cheese blend. The cheese man, get it for the cheese!
- The #1 Omlette$14.99Fresh baby spinach, mushrooms, loaded with creamy brie cheese.
- Western Omelette$14.99Mixed peppers, onions, diced ham.
- Cowboy Omlette$14.996oz Pulled pork with smokey BBQ sauce, mixed peppers, onions, and a 3-cheese blend.
- Veggie Scramble$14.993 Egg scramble with mixed peppers, onions, mushrooms, baby spinach, tomatoes, feta cheese.
- Smoked Salmon Platter$16.99Smoked Atlantic Salmon topped with capers & onions. Served with a sesame bagel, cream cheese, lemon, and a house salad.
Our Breakfast Poutines & Hashes
Big bowl of house homies, a variety of ingredients, & topped with signature hollandaise.
- Mexican Hash$15.99Ground chorizo sausage, sauteed mixed peppers and onions, mixed cheese, 2 over-easy eggs, topped with chipotle hollandaise on a bed of homies.
- Temporary Budda Hash$15.99Fresh baby spinach, mixed peppers & onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, 2 over-easy eggs, pesto hollandaise, and feta cheese on a bed of homies.
- Smoked Meat Hash$14.99Juicy smoked meat, sauteed peppers & onions, 3 cheese blend with 2 over-easy eggs, & chipotle hollandaise.
- Stoner Hash$15.99In house sweet sausage stoner patty sauteed with bacon, mixed peppers, onions, a 3 cheese blend, 2 over-easy eggs, & a dose of chipotle hollandaise.
- Hotsam Batcho 72$15.993 Egg scramble filled with bacon, ham, sausage, mixed peppers, onions, broiled mixed cheese.
- Campfire Hash$14.99Sausage, mixed cheese, baked pork beans, two over-easy eggs.
- Carnivore Poutine$14.20Bacon, sausage, & ham, loaded with St. Albert's cheese curds & topped with savoury hollandaise.
- Homie Breakfast Poutine$10.99Loads of St. Albert's cheese curds smothered in savoury hollandaise. Try it with bacon or sausage for $1.49!
- 6 Shooter Hash$15.996oz Pulled pork, mixed peppers, onions, 3-cheese blend, 2 over-easy eggs, chipotle hollandaise, avocado.
Breakfast Clubs
Sure to satisfy, our triple deckers are served with house homies.
- Mother Clubber$14.402 Over-medium eggs, fresh avocado, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
- The Breakfast Club$13.992 Over-medium eggs, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
- The Bagel Beltch$13.99Sesame seed bagel, 2 over-medium eggs, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
- The Stoner Burger$14.99Sweet sausage patty, sunny side egg, bacon, cheddar cheese, chipotle mayo on a Brioche bun.
Yummies
For the sweet tooth.
- Buttermilk Pancakes$13.993 Tremendous country-kitchen style real buttermilk pancakes. Served with a topping of icing sugar.
- Chocolate Chip or Blueberry Pancakes$14.493 Tremendous country-kitchen style real buttermilk pancakes sprinkled with chocolate chips or blueberries. Topped with icing sugar.
- Belgian Waffles$133 Sweet Belgian waffles, seasonal berries, icing sugar. Served with real maple syrup & whip cream.
- Single Pancake$4.79Single buttermilk pancake.
- Single Waffle$1.99Single Belgian waffle, served with icing sugar.
Tasty Apps
- Jalapeno Poppers$7.995 Breaded jalapenos stuffed with a cream cheese filling, served with a side salsa.
- Deep Fried Pickles$6.995 Flash-fried crispy, tangy dill pickles served with creamy ranch dressing.
- Sweet Potato Fries$8.99Big ol' bowl of crispy sweet potato fries served with chipotle mayo.
- Onion Rings$8.99Bowl of O-rings with plenty to share. Served with chipotle mayo.
- Mozzarella Sticks$7.995 Thick mozzarella sticks with a double battered crisp shell. Served with a side salsa.
- 1LBS Chicken Wings$13.99Crisp, non-breaded Brazilian chicken wings, tossed in your choice of sauce. Sweet Chili Thai, Smokey BBQ, Jamaican Jerk, Franks Red Hot, Sriracha
Salads
Each prepared with fresh ingredients and a variety of dressings to choose from.
- House Salad$9.99Mixed greens, cucumber, tomato, red cabbage & carrots, with your choice of dressing.
- Diner Caesar Salad$12.20Crisp romaine hearts, shredded Parmesan, handmade croutons, & fresh bacon bits all tossed in creamy garlic Caesar dressing. Add Chicken $4.99
- Cobb Salad$15.40Grilled chicken breast, fresh avocado, bacon, a hard boiled egg, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, red cabbage & 3 cheese-blend on a bed of mixed greens. Served with Blue Cheese dressing.
- Greek Salad$13.39Mixed greens, cucumber, tomato, red cabbage, carrots, feta cheese & olives.
Mains
- Fish & Chips$15.99Battered Haddock served with fresh fries, coleslaw, tangy pickles, tartar sauce, & lemon.
- Salisbury Steak$15.998oz Hamburger steak smothered in gravy & fried onions. Served with fresh cut fries, a small house salad, coleslaw & tangy dill pickles.
- Hot Hamburger$15.99Our classic patty stuffed between 2 slices of bread & smothered in house gravy. Served with fries, a small house salad, coleslaw, & a tangy dill pickle.
- Steak Frites$17.998oz Striploin with frites & a pesto mayo dip. Served with a caesar salad, coleslaw, & a tangy dill pickle.
- Chicken Finger Platter$15.494 Juicy breaded chicken fingers. Served with fries, coleslaw, & tangy dill pickles. Feed your inner child.
- Steak Quesadilla$14.99Seasoned steak, 3 cheese blend, fresh sauteed peppers and onions. Served with sour cream and salsa.
Mac 'N Cheese House Specialty
Comfort food at it's finest, always cooked to order. Topped with Panko crumbs in a 4-cheese bechamel sauce.
- Mama's Mac$14.20Sweet cream, garlic, Parmesan. Try it with bacon! $1.49
- Lobster Mac$15.99Seasoned lobster & a hint of garlic baked into a creamy bechamel sauce.
- Buffalo Chicken Mac$17.49Crispy chicken, Franks Red Hot, creamy bechamel sauce, bacon bits. You could share but you won't want to.
- BBQ Pulled Pork Mac$16.99Slow cooked pulled pork, sweet smokey house BBQ sauce.
- Philly Steak Mac$17.20Thinly sliced seasoned steak, mixed peppers, onions, mushrooms, garlic, with a tangy cream cheese sauce.
- Carbonara Mac$15.99Bacon crumble, caramelized onions, mushrooms.
Our Infamous Poutines
Big hearty bowls loaded with St. Albert's cheese curds & smothered in homemade beef gravy.
- Classic Poutine$9.99A bowl of fresh cut fries, St. Albert's cheese curds, & smothered in gravy,
- The Montrealer$13.49Loads of juicy diced Montreal style smoked meat.
- Piggy's Poutine$13.49Slow roasted smoked pulled pork topped with caramelized onions.
- Wellington Poutine$14.99Thinly sliced seasoned steak, mixed peppers & onions, mushrooms. Atop a big bowl fries and St. Albert cheese curds.
Homemade Burger
House-made 8oz patties seasoned with secret diner seasoning. Serves with fresh fries, house slaw & sliced dill pickle.
- The Hamburger$13.49Single patty, grilled to perfection. Served with fresh lettuce & tomato. Add bacon or cheddar cheese for $1.49
- The Bacon Cheeseburger$14.99House patty topped with cheddar cheese & crisp bacon. Served with fresh lettuce & tomato.
- The Baja$15.40House patty, cream cheese, jalapenos, Franks Red Hot, bacon, lettuce, tomato.
- The Brie Burger$15.40House patty, brie cheese, caramelized onions, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato.
- The Blue Moon$15.99House patty, blue cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato. Sophisticated.
- Jr. Mac Daddy$14.20House patty, topped with fancy sauce, cheddar cheese, diced onions, pickles, shredded lettuce, & tomato.
- The Firecracker$15.99House patty, 2 jalapeno poppers, cheddar cheese, fresh red peppers, & good old-fashioned onion rings. All dripping in chipotle mayo & Franks Red Hot.
- The Kentucky Crunch$14.99Crispy breaded chicken breast topped with homemade slaw, apple spears, crisp bacon, mozzarella cheese & dripping with chipotle mayo.
- Smokey & The Bandit Burger$14.99House patty, sunny side egg, cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, BBQ sauce, bacon, chipotle mayo.
- The Phat Ass Burger$17.99You came here for a reason: this burger is it. Fresh patty stacked with house pulled-pork, 3 mozzarella sticks, mixed cheese, crisp bacon, & dripping with chipotle mayo.
- Double Grilled Cheese Burger$15.99House burger patty stuffed between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. Because why not? Available with bacon for $17.99.
- The Mac Daddy$17.992 House patties, double cheddar cheese, diced onion, pickles, shredded lettuce, tomato, and fancy sauce.
- Captains Crunch -Skipper$15.99Haddock breaded fillet with tartar sauce, cheddar cheese, bacon, coleslaw, lettuce, and tomato on a Brioche bun.
- Captains Crunch- Gilligan$14.99Haddock breaded fillet, tartar sauce, cheddar cheese, coleslaw, lettuce, and tomato on a Brioche bun.
Our Signature Clubs & Wraps
Fresh triple deckers served with house salad or fresh fries, homemade slaw, and dill pickles.
- California Club$14.40Oven roasted chicken chicken, fresh avocado, mozzarella cheese, chipotle mayo, lettuce, tomato.
- Classic Club$14.20Oven roasted chicken breast, bacon, cheddar cheese, fresh lettuce, tomato & dripping with mayo.
- The Diner Club$15.402 Over-medium eggs, crispy breaded chicken breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, mayo, lettuce, tomato.
- The Rick Rueben$14.99Stacked, juicy, thin-sliced Montreal smoked meat with sauerkraut, swiss cheese & 1000 Island dressing on grilled rye. * Served as is, no alterations accepted.
- Hog Wild$14.40Slow roasted pulled pork smothered in BBQ sauce, caramelized onions, topped with cheddar cheese, homemade slaw & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun. Napkins will be required.
- Buffalo Chicken Wrap$14.99Crispy chicken tenders tossed in Frank's Red Hot sauce & creamy ranch dressing, paired with mozzarella cheese, lettuce, & tomato.
- Veggie Wrap$14.40Fresh avocado, mixed peppers, onions, carrots, cucumbers, lettuce, feta cheese, & pesto mayo.
Kids Menu
- Dino Buddies$6.995 Dino shaped chicken nuggets. Served with plum sauce, & fries or apple wedges.
- Grilled Cheese$6.99Classic grilled cheese on white bread. Served with fries or apple wedges.
- Corndog$6.99Corndog served with fresh fries or apple wedges.
- Fish Sticks$6.99Classic fish sticks & fries, also available with apple wedges. Served with tartar sauce.
- Kids Pancakes$6.992 Real buttermilk pancakes topped lightly with icing sugar. Served with 2 strips of bacon, ham, or sausage. Apple wedges & homies also available.
- Kids Breakfast$6.991 Egg, two pieces of meat, homies, & a slice of toast.
- Kids Mac$6.99A smaller portion of our classic Mama's mac, served with fresh fries or apple wedges.