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  • Customer Favorites

    • Meshuggah Mench
      (a.k.a. John's Double Happiness) Espresso, sweetened condensed milk, scoosh of half and half, on ice.
      • Medium
        $4.50
      • Large
        $5
    • CrackHead Chai Latte
      Calling you a crackwhore to your face instead of mumbling it behind your back as you walk away-- +.50
      • Small
        $4
      • Medium
        $4.50
      • Large
        $5
    • Dirty Gurl
      CrackHead Chai Latte mixed with coffee instead of milk. Very Naughty!
      • Small
        $4.25
      • Medium
        $4.75
      • Large
        $5.25
    • Sparkle Pony
      Crackhead Chai with Lavender. OMG!
      • Small
        $4.75
      • Medium
        $5.25
      • Large
        $5.75
    • Teresa's Sin & Salvation
      Espresso, non-fat milk (that's the salvation), vanilla syrup, and Sinful Whipped Cream, Baby!
      • Small
        $4
      • Medium
        $4.50
      • Large
        $5
    • Mother's Little Helper
      CrackHead Chai Latte with Ghirardelli Chocolate sauce. Works every time.
      • Small
        $4.75
      • Medium
        $5.25
      • Large
        $5.75
    • Eric's Bad Boy
      Espresso, sweetened condensed milk, caramel syrup, on ice.
      • Medium
        $4.50
      • Large
        $5
    • Serpents Kiss
      Espresso, Ghirardelli Chocolate, Sriracha
      • Small
        $4.25
      • Medium
        $4.75
      • Large
        $5.25
    • Chiquita Carmen Nagila
      What do you get when you join a Catholic and a Jew? Aye, aye, aye, Oy Vey! espresso, steamed milk, Nutella, and banana syrup.
      • Medium
        $5.25
      • Large
        $5.75
    • Denise's Coconut Latte
      Espresso, milk, spash of coconut syrup. Sometime with a flower on top. Try it iced!
      • Small
        $4
      • Medium
        $4.50
      • Large
        $5
    • El Kinky Nut
      Espresso, steamed milk, vanilla mix, hazelnut syrup.
      • Small
        $4.75
      • Medium
        $5.25
      • Large
        $5.75
    • The Friend of Bill W.
      Black Coffee. To the top. Cigarette optional.
      • Small
        $2.25
      • Medium
        $2.50
      • Large
        $2.75
    • Ian's Make U Wanna Hula
      Hula Madness!! Espresso, dash of CrackHead Chai, caramel syrup, sweetened condensed milk, whipped cream.
      • Medium
        $5.75
      • Large
        $6.25
    • Dylan's Jakarta Dream
      Clove-infused green tea, steamed milk, and a splash of vanilla syrup.
      • Medium
        $3.75
      • Large
        $4.25
    • The Dainty Cowboy
      A lavender Italian cream soda with a lil' whipped cram hat? Yee-haaay!
      $3.75
      • Jumpin' Judas
        Coca-Cola with espresso. You. Will. Jump.
        • Medium
          $4
        • Large
          $4.50
      • La Lupe
        Espresso, Ibarra Mexican chocolate, steamed milk, peanut butter syrup.
        • Small
          $4.75
        • Medium
          $5.25
        • Large
          $5.75
      • Dude Abides
        White Russian-esque. Really ties your day together.
        • Medium
          $4.50
        • Large
          $5
      • Disco Juice
        Life changing cold brew! Hand crafted by the mensch himself. You will find God AND be able to boogie all night on the dance floor.
        • Medium
          $5
        • Large
          $7.50

    • Ice Blended Yum

      • Missionary
        ... because sometimes good ol' vanilla does the trick.
        • Medium
          $5
        • Large
          $5.50
      • Kona Mocha
        Sounds Hawaiian, right? That's almost as good as Miami!
        • Medium
          $5
        • Large
          $5.50
      • Mr. Green Jeans
        Unnaturally green. Unnaturally delicious.
        • Medium
          $5
        • Large
          $5.50
      • Frozen Crackhead Chai
        • Medium
          $5
        • Large
          $5.50
      • Cookies & Cream
        Dreamy. Possibly a lethal weapon.
        • Medium
          $6
        • Large
          $6.50
      • The Philly
        This drink is way over the top. Starts with the Missionary, add espresso, sweetened condensed milk, and crowned with whipped cream.
        • Medium
          $6
        • Large
          $6.50
      • Call Me In The Morning
        Our coolingest drink ever! Coconut water ice-blended with lime juice & a hint of peppermint. Because honey, we've been there.
        $5

      • Basics

        • Drip Coffee
          • Small
            $2.25
          • Medium
            $2.50
          • Large
            $2.75
        • Iced Coffee
          • Medium
            $2.50
          • Large
            $2.75
        • Tea
          Hot or Iced
          • Medium
            $2.50
          • Large
            $3
        • Espresso
          • Single
            $2.50
          • Double
            $3
          • Tripple
            $3.50
          • Quad
            $4
        • Americano
          • Small
            $2.50
          • Medium
            $3
          • Large
            $3.50
        • Latte
          • Small
            $3.25
          • Medium
            $3.75
          • Large
            $4.25
        • Cappuccino
          • Single
            $3.25
          • Double
            $3.75
          • Triple
            $4.25
        • Macchiato
          It's a tiny treat!
          • Single
            $3.25
          • Double
            $3.75
          • Triple
            $4.25
        • The Mojo
          House coffee with espresso.
          • Small
            $3.25
          • Medium
            $3.50
          • Large
            $3.75
        • Mocha
          • Small
            $4
          • Medium
            $4.50
          • Large
            $5
        • Mexican Mocha
          • Small
            $4.25
          • Medium
            $4.75
          • Large
            $5.25
        • White Mocha
          • Small
            $4
          • Medium
            $4.50
          • Large
            $5
        • Hot Chocolate
          • Small
            $3
          • Medium
            $3.50
          • Large
            $4
        • Italian Soda
          $3.50