Mean Pick-Up Menu

  • Sandwiches

    All sandwiches are served with a single portion of our beloved fried potatoes we lovingly call "Skins & Ins"!

    • The Mean with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $14
      1/3 pound of griddled corned beef, shop-made yellow mustard, shop-made pickled red cabbage and fresh picked mint. A delicious "plot-twist" to your typical corned beef sandwich.
    • D.A.M.burger with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $17
      Two smashed 1/4lb Dry Aged Meat patties, two pieces of American cheese, onion, mayo, shop-made pickles and our own shop-made yellow mustard. | Single & Skins $13 |
    • The Buon Appetito with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $14
      Chicken that is brined, breaded and deep fried with lettuce, melted provolone and shop-made pickled Calabrian Chili Mayo.
    • The Midnight at the Oasis with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $13
      Shop-made falafel, hummus, harissa beets, and Persian pickles with lettuce and our shop-made white sauce. (Dairy Free? Just ask, we'll sub tahini for our white sauce.)
    • The Fish with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $15
      Matize Sardines, shop-made celery root slaw, fried lemons, shop-made pickled jalapeños, fresh cilantro, iceberg lettuce and shop-made lemon-pepper mayo.
    • The Jersey Sub with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $15
      Shop-sliced ham, salami, capicola, provolone, lettuce, tomato, red onion, oregano, and plenty of oil and red wine vinegar on a delicious french roll.
    • The Hama Hama Oyster Po'boy with Salt-n-Pepa Skins
      $16
      Deep-fried Hama Hama Oysters, shop-made Remoulade (cold sauce made w/ condiments, herbs and spices) wrapped in lettuce on a french roll topped with our shop-made lemon-pepper mayo.

  • Skins & Ins

    Our Favorite Spud! "You’re a fool if you don’t get these with your sandwich. They take a baked potato, scoop out the inside, dice that along with the skins, and then slide it all in the fryer. They’re finished with salt and pepper and are like a beautiful cross between french fries, potato skins, home fries, and a heart attack. You only need one order for two people." - the infatuation

    • Salt-N-Pepa
      $4
      Full order of our Fried Baked potatoes, cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness plus Salt-N-Pepa!
    • Buffalo Style
      $5
      Full order of our Salt-N-Pepa Skins smothered in our shop-made white sauce and Frank's Buffalo sauce and fresh cut chives.
    • Fully Loaded
      $6
      Full order of our Salt-N-Pepa skins with our shop-made white sauce, shop-made toasted spice mix, thick cut smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh cut chives.

  • Kids

    • Grilled Cheese
      $4
      Simple, two slices of buttered white bread griddled with melted provolone and swiss cheese.

  • Salad

    • Mean Wedgie
      $6
      Crisp iceberg wedge smothered with Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing (Cheese & Pepper), shop-made bacon bits and chives.

  • Goodys

    • Yesterday's Bun Bread Pudding
      $5
      "Save room for a square of this. It’s made with day-old buns and has the perfect cinnamon-to-bread ratio. Ask them to toast it in the oven - or even better, take it home, bake it yourself, and make a franken-dessert with the four almost-empty pints of ice cream in the back of your freezer." - the infatuation

  • Soft Drinks

    • Coke (can)
      $1.50
    • Diet Coke (can)
      $1.50
    • Dr. Pepper (can)
      $1.50
    • Diet Dr. Pepper (can)
      $1.50
    • Jarritos (Multiple Flavors)
      $2.75
    • Sprite
      $2.75
    • Mexican Coke (Bottle)
      $2.75
    • Topo Chico
      $2.25
      Mineral Water
    • Ginger Beer
      The Boylan Bottling Company has been making sodas in small batches since 1891.
    • Creme Soda
      $2.75
      The Boylan Bottling Company has been making sodas in small batches since 1891.
    • Black Cherry
      $2.75
      The Boylan Bottling Company has been making sodas in small batches since 1891.
    • Root Beer
      $2.75
      The Boylan Bottling Company has been making sodas in small batches since 1891.
    • Orange Creme Soda
      $2.75
      Bedford Soda Company - the West's oldest soda company out of Port Angeles Washington.
    • Fanta Orange
      $2.75
    • Aged Earl Grey Iced Tea - Numi
      $3.25
      We age organic Assam black tea with real Italian Bergamot so the tea leaves absorb the orange scent. These subtle citrus layers compliment this drink’s hint of sweetness. Flavor Notes: Organic Assam black tea with a hint of orange

  • Beer & Cider

    ID required upon pick up.

    • Rainier Tall Boy
      $3.50
    • Olympia Tall Boy
      $3.50
    • Seattle Dry Cider
      $6
    • Seattle Semi-Sweet Cider
      $6