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    • Meshuggah Mench
      (a.k.a. John's Double Happiness) Espresso, sweetened condensed milk, scoosh of half and half, on ice.
      • CrackHead Chai Latte
        Calling you a crackwhore to your face instead of mumbling it behind your back as you walk away-- +.50
        • Dirty Gurl
          CrackHead Chai Latte mixed with coffee instead of milk. Very Naughty!
          • Sparkle Pony
            Crackhead Chai with Lavender. OMG!
            • Teresa's Sin & Salvation
              Espresso, non-fat milk (that's the salvation), vanilla syrup, and Sinful Whipped Cream, Baby!
              • Mother's Little Helper
                CrackHead Chai Latte with Ghirardelli Chocolate sauce. Works every time.
                • Eric's Bad Boy
                  Espresso, sweetened condensed milk, caramel syrup, on ice.
                  • Serpents Kiss
                    Espresso, Ghirardelli Chocolate, Sriracha
                    • Chiquita Carmen Nagila
                      What do you get when you join a Catholic and a Jew? Aye, aye, aye, Oy Vey! espresso, steamed milk, Nutella, and banana syrup.
                      • Denise's Coconut Latte
                        Espresso, milk, spash of coconut syrup. Sometime with a flower on top. Try it iced!
                        • El Kinky Nut
                          Espresso, steamed milk, vanilla mix, hazelnut syrup.
                          • The Friend of Bill W.
                            Black Coffee. To the top. Cigarette optional.
                            • Ian's Make U Wanna Hula
                              Hula Madness!! Espresso, dash of CrackHead Chai, caramel syrup, sweetened condensed milk, whipped cream.
                              • Dylan's Jakarta Dream
                                Clove-infused green tea, steamed milk, and a splash of vanilla syrup.
                                • The Dainty Cowboy
                                  A lavender Italian cream soda with a lil' whipped cram hat? Yee-haaay!
                                  • Jumpin' Judas
                                    Coca-Cola with espresso. You. Will. Jump.
                                    • La Lupe
                                      Espresso, Ibarra Mexican chocolate, steamed milk, peanut butter syrup.
                                      • Dude Abides
                                        White Russian-esque. Really ties your day together.
                                        • Disco Juice
                                          Life changing cold brew! Hand crafted by the mensch himself. You will find God AND be able to boogie all night on the dance floor.

                                        • Ice Blended Yum

                                          • Missionary
                                            ... because sometimes good ol' vanilla does the trick.
                                            • Kona Mocha
                                              Sounds Hawaiian, right? That's almost as good as Miami!
                                              • Mr. Green Jeans
                                                Unnaturally green. Unnaturally delicious.
                                                • Frozen Crackhead Chai
                                                  • Cookies & Cream
                                                    Dreamy. Possibly a lethal weapon.
                                                    • The Philly
                                                      This drink is way over the top. Starts with the Missionary, add espresso, sweetened condensed milk, and crowned with whipped cream.
                                                      • Call Me In The Morning
                                                        Our coolingest drink ever! Coconut water ice-blended with lime juice & a hint of peppermint. Because honey, we've been there.

                                                      • Basics

                                                        • Drip Coffee
                                                          • Iced Coffee
                                                            • Tea
                                                              Hot or Iced
                                                              • Espresso
                                                                • Americano
                                                                  • Latte
                                                                    • Cappuccino
                                                                      • Macchiato
                                                                        It's a tiny treat!
                                                                        • The Mojo
                                                                          House coffee with espresso.
                                                                          • Mocha
                                                                            • Mexican Mocha
                                                                              • White Mocha
                                                                                • Hot Chocolate
                                                                                  • Italian Soda