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  • BROKE COLLEGE KIDS

    • ASS Box Cereal
      Assorted Boxed cereals. Your choice of cereal served with milk.
      $5
      • Spaghetti O's
        Spaghettios.
        $5
        • Roman Noodlez
          Chicken flavor ramen noodles.
          $5
          • Fluffernutter
            Peanut butter and fluff on texas toast.
            $5
            • Nutella on French Toast
              Delicious AF.
              $5
              • PB & J
                it is what it is
                $5

              • BITE ME

                bites, duh.

                • Pizza Bites
                  $8
                  • Broccoli Bites
                    $9
                    • Fried Mac 'N' Cheese Bites
                      Tasty AF.
                      $8
                      • Jalapeño Cheddah Bites
                        $9

                      • WINGS

                        Your choice of Buffalo, BBQ, General Tso's, Garlic Parmesan, OOH FAH Teriyaki, Mango Habanero, HOT AF, Asian Tang, Wango Tango (mix of buffalo and bbq), Cajun (dry rub) or Lemon Pepper (dry rub)! Served with celery and your choice of ranch or house-made blue cheese dressing.

                        • 10 Piece
                          $13.69
                          • 50 Piece
                            $57.69
                            • 100 Piece
                              $96.69
                              • 1754 Piece
                                $1,387.69
                                • Boneless
                                  5 large tenders.
                                  $12.69

                                • BURGERS

                                  10 oz burger served on texas toast wit sum pickle chips and fries. Sub Preztle Bun $.99

                                  • Naked
                                    Hamburger with nuttin' on it, served on texas toast.
                                    $14
                                    • Wit Cheese
                                      Your choice of american, cheddar, swiss, or blue cheese crumbles.
                                      $15
                                      • JUCY LUCY
                                        Your choice of american, cheddar, swiss, or blue cheese stuffed inside of two patties. Melty goodness.
                                        $17
                                        • Trench
                                          Bacon, cheddar, and BBQ sauce. Tasty to the max.
                                          $17
                                          • Breakfast Burger
                                            A burger topped with a fried egg and bacon. Perfect for any time of the day.
                                            $17
                                            • Mac 'N' Cheese
                                              A burger topped with our deep-fried mac 'n' cheese bites. Not for the faint of heart.
                                              $17
                                              • Veggie
                                                Chipotle black bean patty with sautéed onions and optional cheese.
                                                $14
                                                • Chicken Trench
                                                  Chicken sandwich with bacon, cheddar cheese, and BBQ sauce.
                                                  $17
                                                  • Nutter Butter
                                                    Peanut Butter and Bacon BABY
                                                    $17

                                                  • UTTER TINGS

                                                    • BIGA$$ Pretzel
                                                      Big salty pretzel served with honey mustard or nutella.
                                                      $7
                                                      • Grilled Cheese
                                                        Choice of cheese on texas toast
                                                        $7
                                                        • Fries
                                                          A lot of Fries
                                                          $10
                                                          • Cajun Fries
                                                            Fries with cajun seasoning.
                                                            $12
                                                            • Loaded Fries
                                                              Fries covered with cheese and bacon. Served with sour cream.
                                                              $15
                                                              • S'mores
                                                                Roast 'em at ur table. Feeds about 4 peeps (or just you if you're up for it).
                                                                $16
                                                                • BIG KAHUNA
                                                                  Sampler platter of our flavorites! Comes with wings, mac 'n' cheese bites, fried mootz, and jalapeño cheddar bites. Served with our homemade blue cheese, marinara sauce, and ranch.
                                                                  $18
                                                                  • Small Nachos (Tray)
                                                                    Tortilla chips with shredded cheese, jalapeño, black olives, salza, bacon bits, drizzled with BBQ and ranch. Served with sour cream. W. Chicken $3.99
                                                                    $14
                                                                    • Medium Nachos
                                                                      W. Chicken $5
                                                                      $22
                                                                      • HUGE NACHOS
                                                                        Add chix $10 Feeds 4-6
                                                                        $35

                                                                      • Heart Smart

                                                                        A Healthy Selection

                                                                        • Fried Pickles
                                                                          Deep fried dill pickle spears with a delicious mystery dipping sauce.
                                                                          $10
                                                                          • Fried Oreos
                                                                            Deep fried oreos drizzled with chocolate sauce and served with whipped cream.
                                                                            $10
                                                                            • Fried Mozz
                                                                              Fried mozzarella served with marinara sauce.
                                                                              $9
                                                                              • Fried Twinkies
                                                                                Twinkies, But Fried
                                                                                $10
                                                                                • Fried Ravioli
                                                                                  w. marinara sauce
                                                                                  $9
                                                                                  • Blue Horse Salad
                                                                                    Romaine lettuce, tomato, cucumber, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, and glazed walnuts with a variety of dressing choices.
                                                                                    $15

                                                                                  • SPECIALS

                                                                                    We offer daily and weekly specials on food and drinks. Give us a call or check us out on facebook or instagram to see what they are!

                                                                                  Signature Drinks

                                                                                  • Signature Drinks

                                                                                    • Blue Unicorn
                                                                                      Rum, pineapple, sprite, midori, and blue curacao. Served in a 32 oz. half yard glass. Enough for one if you're crazy, or share with your friends.
                                                                                      $15
                                                                                      • 1/2 Yards
                                                                                        Your choice of our 12 draft beers served in a tall AF 32 oz. glass. Price varies.
                                                                                        $69
                                                                                        • Spiked Strawberry Lemonade
                                                                                          It is what it is, b*****.
                                                                                          $8
                                                                                          • Lemon Drip Drop Martini
                                                                                            Lemons muddled with sugar + absolut vodka = citrusy goodness.
                                                                                            $12
                                                                                            • Liquid Mary Jane
                                                                                              Spiced rum, coconut rum, melon liquor, sour, blue curaçao and pineapple juice.
                                                                                              $8
                                                                                              • Strawberry Daquari
                                                                                                Tasty AF
                                                                                                $8
                                                                                                • Piña Colada
                                                                                                  The perfect drink for pretending you're somewhere with palm trees.
                                                                                                  $8
                                                                                                  • Carl's Bahama Mama
                                                                                                    Coconut rum, Captain Morgan, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
                                                                                                    $8
                                                                                                    • The Marisa
                                                                                                      Grenadine, pineapple juice, peach schnapps, vodka, and blue curaçao.
                                                                                                      $8
                                                                                                      • Pińa Colada Sangria
                                                                                                        White wine, pineapple juice, coconut rum, sprite, and soda.
                                                                                                        $7
                                                                                                        • Mango By The Pool
                                                                                                          Mango puree, rum, and orange juice. If he don't appreciate fruit puns.. you need to let that MAN GO!
                                                                                                          $8

                                                                                                        • Dessert Drinks

                                                                                                          • Nutella Martini
                                                                                                            Bailey's, frangelico, and vodka served in a martini glass with a delicious and beautiful rim.
                                                                                                            $12
                                                                                                            • S'mores Martini
                                                                                                              Vanilla vodka, Bailey's, kahlua, and Mozart chocolate cream. Rimmed with nutella and graham crackers and served with a torched marshmallow. You'll want s'more than one.
                                                                                                              $12
                                                                                                              • Oreo Martini
                                                                                                                Vanilla vodka, Bailey's, and Mozart chocolate cream with a chocolate and crushed oreo rim.
                                                                                                                $12
                                                                                                                • Nutella Mudslide
                                                                                                                  Vodka, kamora, Irish cream, and nutella. A twist on the classic.
                                                                                                                  $11
                                                                                                                  • S'mores Mudslide
                                                                                                                    A regular ol' mudslide but with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and a rim of fluff and graham crackers.
                                                                                                                    $11
                                                                                                                    • Oreo Mudslide
                                                                                                                      Regular ol' mudslide blended with oreos and rimmed with chocolate syrup and crushed oreos. Cookies and cream of your dreams.
                                                                                                                      $11
                                                                                                                      • Nutella Banana Mudslide
                                                                                                                        Vodka, Irish cream, kamora, banana and nutella. Best thing ever.
                                                                                                                        $11
                                                                                                                        • Fluffed Up
                                                                                                                          Whiskey, Irish cream, and frangelica. Rimmed with fluff and rainbow sprinkles. Topped with even more fluff. GET FLUFFED UP!
                                                                                                                          $8
                                                                                                                          • Nut Cracker
                                                                                                                            Vanilla vodka, peanut butter, and Bailey's blended with ice. We even decorate the rim with peanut butter and graham crackers. That shiz goes down smooooth.
                                                                                                                            $11

                                                                                                                          • Shots

                                                                                                                            • S'mores Shot
                                                                                                                              Same as our s'mores martini, just a mini.
                                                                                                                              $7
                                                                                                                              • Nutella Shot
                                                                                                                                If you don't want a whole martini, try this instead!
                                                                                                                                $7
                                                                                                                                • Oreo Shot
                                                                                                                                  Do you see a pattern here?
                                                                                                                                  $7
                                                                                                                                  • Green Tea Shot
                                                                                                                                    Jameson, peach schnapps, sour, and sprite. A match(a) made in heaven.
                                                                                                                                    $6
                                                                                                                                    • Snickerdoodle Shot
                                                                                                                                      Baileys, vanilla vodka, splash of fireball, and caramel swirl.
                                                                                                                                      $7
                                                                                                                                      • Mounds Shot
                                                                                                                                        Mozart chocolate cream, Malibu, and Bailey's.
                                                                                                                                        $7