Menu
BROKE COLLEGE KIDS
- ASS Box Cereal.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5Assorted Boxed cereals. Your choice of cereal served with milk.
- Spaghetti O's.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5Spaghettios.
- Roman Noodlez.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5Chicken flavor ramen noodles.
- Fluffernutter.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5Peanut butter and fluff on texas toast.
- Nutella on French Toast.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5Delicious AF.
- PB & J.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5it is what it is
BITE ME
bites, duh.
- Pizza Bites.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
- Broccoli Bites.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9
- Fried Mac 'N' Cheese Bites.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Tasty AF.
- Jalapeño Cheddah Bites.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9
WINGS
Your choice of Buffalo, BBQ, General Tso's, Garlic Parmesan, OOH FAH Teriyaki, Mango Habanero, HOT AF, Asian Tang, Wango Tango (mix of buffalo and bbq), Cajun (dry rub) or Lemon Pepper (dry rub)! Served with celery and your choice of ranch or house-made blue cheese dressing.
- 10 Piece.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$13.69
- 50 Piece.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$57.69
- 100 Piece.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$96.69
- 1754 Piece.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$1,387.69
- Boneless.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12.695 large tenders.
BURGERS
10 oz burger served on texas toast wit sum pickle chips and fries. Sub Preztle Bun $.99
- Naked.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$14Hamburger with nuttin' on it, served on texas toast.
- Wit Cheese.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$15Your choice of american, cheddar, swiss, or blue cheese crumbles.
- JUCY LUCY.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17Your choice of american, cheddar, swiss, or blue cheese stuffed inside of two patties. Melty goodness.
- Trench.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17Bacon, cheddar, and BBQ sauce. Tasty to the max.
- Breakfast Burger.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17A burger topped with a fried egg and bacon. Perfect for any time of the day.
- Mac 'N' Cheese.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17A burger topped with our deep-fried mac 'n' cheese bites. Not for the faint of heart.
- Veggie.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$14Chipotle black bean patty with sautéed onions and optional cheese.
- Chicken Trench.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17Chicken sandwich with bacon, cheddar cheese, and BBQ sauce.
- Nutter Butter.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$17Peanut Butter and Bacon BABY
UTTER TINGS
- BIGA$$ Pretzel.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Big salty pretzel served with honey mustard or nutella.
- Grilled Cheese.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Choice of cheese on texas toast
- Fries.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10A lot of Fries
- Cajun Fries.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Fries with cajun seasoning.
- Loaded Fries.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$15Fries covered with cheese and bacon. Served with sour cream.
- S'mores.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$16Roast 'em at ur table. Feeds about 4 peeps (or just you if you're up for it).
- BIG KAHUNA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$18Sampler platter of our flavorites! Comes with wings, mac 'n' cheese bites, fried mootz, and jalapeño cheddar bites. Served with our homemade blue cheese, marinara sauce, and ranch.
- Small Nachos (Tray).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$14Tortilla chips with shredded cheese, jalapeño, black olives, salza, bacon bits, drizzled with BBQ and ranch. Served with sour cream. W. Chicken $3.99
- Medium Nachos.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$22W. Chicken $5
- HUGE NACHOS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$35Add chix $10 Feeds 4-6
Heart Smart
A Healthy Selection
- Fried Pickles.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10Deep fried dill pickle spears with a delicious mystery dipping sauce.
- Fried Oreos.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10Deep fried oreos drizzled with chocolate sauce and served with whipped cream.
- Fried Mozz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9Fried mozzarella served with marinara sauce.
- Fried Twinkies.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10Twinkies, But Fried
- Fried Ravioli.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9w. marinara sauce
- Blue Horse Salad.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$15Romaine lettuce, tomato, cucumber, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, and glazed walnuts with a variety of dressing choices.
SPECIALS
We offer daily and weekly specials on food and drinks. Give us a call or check us out on facebook or instagram to see what they are!
Signature Drinks
Signature Drinks
- Blue Unicorn.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$15Rum, pineapple, sprite, midori, and blue curacao. Served in a 32 oz. half yard glass. Enough for one if you're crazy, or share with your friends.
- 1/2 Yards.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$69Your choice of our 12 draft beers served in a tall AF 32 oz. glass. Price varies.
- Spiked Strawberry Lemonade.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8It is what it is, b*****.
- Lemon Drip Drop Martini.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Lemons muddled with sugar + absolut vodka = citrusy goodness.
- Liquid Mary Jane.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Spiced rum, coconut rum, melon liquor, sour, blue curaçao and pineapple juice.
- Strawberry Daquari.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Tasty AF
- Piña Colada.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8The perfect drink for pretending you're somewhere with palm trees.
- Carl's Bahama Mama.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Coconut rum, Captain Morgan, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
- The Marisa.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Grenadine, pineapple juice, peach schnapps, vodka, and blue curaçao.
- Pińa Colada Sangria.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7White wine, pineapple juice, coconut rum, sprite, and soda.
- Mango By The Pool.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Mango puree, rum, and orange juice. If he don't appreciate fruit puns.. you need to let that MAN GO!
Dessert Drinks
- Nutella Martini.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Bailey's, frangelico, and vodka served in a martini glass with a delicious and beautiful rim.
- S'mores Martini.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Vanilla vodka, Bailey's, kahlua, and Mozart chocolate cream. Rimmed with nutella and graham crackers and served with a torched marshmallow. You'll want s'more than one.
- Oreo Martini.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Vanilla vodka, Bailey's, and Mozart chocolate cream with a chocolate and crushed oreo rim.
- Nutella Mudslide.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11Vodka, kamora, Irish cream, and nutella. A twist on the classic.
- S'mores Mudslide.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11A regular ol' mudslide but with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and a rim of fluff and graham crackers.
- Oreo Mudslide.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11Regular ol' mudslide blended with oreos and rimmed with chocolate syrup and crushed oreos. Cookies and cream of your dreams.
- Nutella Banana Mudslide.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11Vodka, Irish cream, kamora, banana and nutella. Best thing ever.
- Fluffed Up.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Whiskey, Irish cream, and frangelica. Rimmed with fluff and rainbow sprinkles. Topped with even more fluff. GET FLUFFED UP!
- Nut Cracker.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11Vanilla vodka, peanut butter, and Bailey's blended with ice. We even decorate the rim with peanut butter and graham crackers. That shiz goes down smooooth.
Shots
- S'mores Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Same as our s'mores martini, just a mini.
- Nutella Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7If you don't want a whole martini, try this instead!
- Oreo Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Do you see a pattern here?
- Green Tea Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$6Jameson, peach schnapps, sour, and sprite. A match(a) made in heaven.
- Snickerdoodle Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Baileys, vanilla vodka, splash of fireball, and caramel swirl.
- Mounds Shot.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7Mozart chocolate cream, Malibu, and Bailey's.