Food
Nevertheless, You’ll Persist
- SMOKED CHICKEN SPREAD.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9Dayton Meat Locker’s signature smoked chicken breast, mixed with Maraposa Farms fresh dill, and mayo, served with warm French baguette slices.
- CHARCUTERIEGenerous platter of cured meats and select cheeses. *Price Varies
- LAME DUCK DUMPLINGS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Duck rillette filled dumplings served with cherry balsamic drizzle.
- BAKED BRIE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$9Delicate layers of buttery puff pastry hide inside rich Belgian brie cheese and locally made preserves.
- THE DEAN SCREAM.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12Stromboli Bianco made with our parmesan white sauce, layered with ham and our authentic pesto Genovese. Baked to perfection. (May cause you to scream in a maniacal manner).
- HERMAN CAIN.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$12A delightful Stromboli Rosso made with mild Italian sausage, mozzarella, parmesan, and traditional red sauce. Baked with herbs. (This ain’t no sissy dish).
- MAR-A-LAGO CLUB.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$175Three HUGE slices of white bread toasted to an orange hue, stuffed full of baloney, served with Russian dressing and a small pickle. (Tasteless, tacky and overpriced. Just like being there!)
- MINI MUSHROOM TART.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10.50Paper thin layers of buttery pastry baked to conceal a mushroom filling with just a hint of Tuscan White Truffle Oil. (Here’s a tart that won't end your campaign or get you impeached!)
- DEVILS ON HORSEBACK.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$11Six sweet dates, stuffed with pine nuts, wrapped in Dayton Meat Locker’s thick-cut apple smoked bacon, served with a maple cream on the side. (Our kind of pork-barrel project!)
- MICHAEL DUKAKIS GREEK SALAD.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$15Portabella mushrooms, tomatoes, radish, carrots, red onion and feta cheese tossed in house-made Greek dressing.
- CRAB STUFFED MUSHROOMS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$13.50Button mushrooms caps stuffed with crab mix and topped with bread crumbs and our blend of cheeses.
- TUNA POKE PLATTER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$20Marinated Ahi tuna with radish, carrots, cucumber, scallions and avocado on basmati rice.
- LANDSLIDE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$14Pesto infused burrata atop sun dried tomato and garlic puree. Drizzled with olive oil and balsamic reduction. Served with warm French baguette.
Flat Breads
- THE CHALLENGER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$13.50Freshly made naan flatbread topped with aged white cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, apple slices and walnuts, topped with fresh spinach and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil.
- THE BLEEDING HEART.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$14.50Freshly made naan flatbread topped with marinated artichoke hearts, mozzarella, shaved parmesan, finely chopped garlic, spinach, sundried tomatoes, and a whisper of extra virgin olive oil. (For cryin’ out loud! It’s a favorite!).
- THE DARK HORSE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$13.50Freshly made naan flatbread topped with sausage, marinated artichoke hearts, mozzarella, shaved parmesan, and extra virgin olive oil drizzle.
End of a Perfect Evening
- INAUGURAL BALLS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3.50Just a lil’ somethin’ sweet to cap-off your visit to the bistro; three balls of edible monster cookie dough. Pairs well with our tawny port. (A delightful party in your mouth. No tux required)
Beer
BEER ON TAP
- SEASONAL*Price Varies
- REUNION: TANK PUNCHER IPA(Coralville, IA)
- 11.2 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3.50
- 22 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$6
- EXILE: RUTHIE(Des Moines, IA)
- 11.2 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3.50
- 22 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5.50
- EXILE: G.G. DUNKEL (DARK LAGER)(Des Moines, IA)
- 11.2 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3.50
- 22 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5.50
- COYOTE VERDE CIDER(Fairfield, IA)
- 11.2 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3.50
- 22 OZ.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5.50
- KEG CREEK: BBL RYE IMPERIAL STOUT(Glenwood, IA)
- SM 11.2 OZ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$5
- LG 22 OZ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
BOTTLED BEER
- BUD LIGHT.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(St Louis, MO)
- MICHELOB GOLDEN LIGHT.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(St Louis, MO)
- CARLSBURG.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Denmark)
- CIDER BOYS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Stevens Point, WI)
- BRECKENRIDGE VAN. PORTER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Littleton, CO)
- CHIMAY BLUE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8(Belgium)
- GRAINBELT.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(New Ulm, MN)
- GRAINBELT NORDEAST.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(New Ulm, MN)
- HACKER PSCHORR.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Germany)
- HOEGAARDEN.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Belgium)
- KRONENBOURG.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(France)
- PABST BLUE RIBBON.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3
- LOON JUICE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Spring Valley, MN)
- PAULANER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Germany)
- PINKUS ORGANIC ALE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8(Munster, Germany)
- BALLAST POINT GRAPEFRUIT IPA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4San Diego, California
- SAMUEL SMITH OATMEAL STOUT.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Tadcaster, England)
- SPATEN.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Munich, Germany)
- STELLA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Belgium)
- ANCHOR STEAM AMBER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(San Francisco, CA)
- HAMM'S.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3
- BLANCHE de BRUXELLES (Pissing Boy).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Belgium)
- ST. PETER'S ORGANIC ALE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8(England)
- WEIHENSTEPHANER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Germany)
- ARIS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Greece)
- JAMES BOAG'S TASMANIAN LAGER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(Australia)
- BELLHAVEN TWISTED THISLE IPA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(England)
- BELLHAVEN BLACK STOUT.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$4(England)
- OLD MILWAUKEE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3
BUCKET OF DEPLORABLES
- BUCKET OF DEPLORABLES.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10Offered weekdays from 4-6pm. Bucket of 4 beers (customer choice) of any of the following: PBR, Hamms, Old Milwaukee $10! (If you’re going to be deplorable, own it!)
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria.”
Benjamin Franklin – Founding Father of the United States
Wine
GERWURTZTERMINER
- Saint ChristopherRheinhessen, Germany
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$29
REISLING
- Fritz De Katz ReislingMosel, Germany
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$29
CABERNET
- Sandpoint CabernetLodi, CA
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7.50
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$28
- Zolo CabernetMendoza, Argentina
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
- Navigator Cabernet.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$10.50Napa Valley, California
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$40
CHARDONNAY
- Lange Twins Estate ChardonnayClarksburg, CA
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8.50
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
- Oak Farm ChardonnayLodi, California
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$38
PINOT GRIGIO
- Giaconde Pinot GrigioSicilia, Italy
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$26
PINOT NOIR
- Iris Pinot NoirWillamette Valley, OR
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$46
- Sand Point Pinot NoirCalifornia
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7.50
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$28
- Babich Black Label Pinot NoirMarlborough, NZ
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$42
- OctopodaRussian River Valley, California
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$48
MERLOT
- Sand Point MerlotLodi, CA
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7.50
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$28
RED BLENDS
- Caricature Red BlendCalifornia
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
- Quinta De Cabriz Red BlendDao, Portugal
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$33
- Rooderberg Red BlendWestern Cape, South Africa
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$27
- Gait Red BlendNapa Valley, California
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$48
ROSE’
- Iris Chalice Estate Rose'Oregon
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$36
- Trois Couronnes Cotes Du RhoneRhone Valley, France
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$30
SAUVIGNON BLANC
- Lange Twins Sauvignon BlancLodi, CA
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
- Babich, Black Label Sauvignon BlancMarlborough, NZ
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
- ZoloValley De Uco, Argentina
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7.50
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$29
SPARKLING
- Muscador Muscat Sparkling BlancAlsace, France
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$27
- Muscador Musc. Sparkling Rose’Alsace, France
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$27
- Luca Paretti Lovo ProseccoProsecco, Italy
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
SWEET RED
- Douglas Hill MoscatoCalifornia
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$6
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$23
- Douglas Hill White ZinfandelCalifornia
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$6
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$23
ZINFANDEL
- Lange Twins OVZLodi, CA
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
- Sola ZinfandelNapa Valley, CA
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
MALBEC
- Zolo MalbecMendoza, Argentina
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
- El Tractor, MendozaMendoza, Argentina
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$34
OUT OF THE ORDINARY
- KWV Chenin BlancSouth Africa
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$29
- Riva Leone Barbera, (DOC)Piemonte, Italy
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
- Badiolo Chiante, (DOCG)Chianti, Italy
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$26
- Aletta GarnashaCampo De Borja, Spain
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$26
- Laessiger Gruner VeltlinerNiederösterreich, Austria
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$32
- Cinta Multepulciano d' AmbruzzoMontepulciano d'Abruzzo, Italy
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$26
- Pavao Vinho VerdeVinho Verde, Portugal
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$7
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$26
- Waris-Herbert G.Cru ChampagneChampagne Grand Cru 'Avize', France
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$98
- Verosso PrimitivoSouthern Italy
- 6oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
- Bottle.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$30
Dessert Wine
DESSERT WINE
- Tellu's Tawny PortPortugal
- 3oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$6
- Quinta Seara Reserve Tawny PortPortugal
- 3oz.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8
Cocktails
WINE COCKTAILS
- SLICK WILLY.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$83 oz. mead, ½ oz. honey vinegar, muddled lime served over ice. (Let your troubles slide-off like Teflon.)
- MONKEY BUSINESS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$84 oz. mead on ice, splash of cranberry juice, mint garnish. (Close your eyes and sail off to Bimini. Just don’t get caught.)
- STORMY DANIELS.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$84 oz. mead, orange squeezin’s, dash of Allspice, shaken over ice and garnished with a sprig of rosemary. (More fun than a $130K settlement!)
- THE MARIANNE WILLIAMSON (WHO?).........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$8Never heard of her? Here’s a “shout-out” to the underdog! White wine and house bloody mary mix.
Non-Alcoholic Beverages
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
- MEXICAN COKE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$2.25
- ICE TEA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$2.25
- DIET SODA.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$2.25
- SPARKLING WATER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$2.25Various flavors.
- CLAUSTHAUR N/A BEER.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................$3Germany
- JOE LIEBERMAN(Water) Just as exciting as the man!