Drinks
Coffee
Drip coffee... the House Blend or Today’s Feature // Cafe au lait… half coffee, half steamed milk // Tweaker… coffee + espresso // French Press… your choice of freshly ground coffee // Pour Over... ~16oz, your choice of freshly ground coffee // The Cypher... ~16oz chemistry coffee. your choice freshly ground coffee [strong!] // Iced Coffee… 20oz. House Brew or Today’s Feature // Cold Brew… 20oz. Our special brew, 12 hours in the making!
- Drip Coffeethe House Brew or Today’s Feature
Traditional
Espresso… straight, no chaser. Espresso Macchiato… espresso + a dollop of milk froth. Espresso Con Panna… espresso + whipped cream. Con Leche… 8oz. espresso, steamed milk, sans froth [flat white]. Cafe Americano… espresso + hot water. coffee, euro-style. Cafe Latte… espresso + steamed milk, light froth. Cappuccino… espresso + steamed milk, mucho froth. Cafe Mocha… regular or white. whipped cream or no? Breve Latte… espresso + steamed half-n-half. Non-Dairy Latte… soy, coconut, hemp, or rice milk. Iced Thai Coffee… sweet, spiced, and strong.
Evolutions
Starfucker… aka bigbucks macchiato. with our own twist, of course. Honey-Nut Latte… nutty and sweet. Pothead… 20oz, iced by default. our rich, spiced blend of espresso, half-n-half, hemp milk, and other top secret flavors. [16oz hot] Black Mamba… 20oz, iced by default... think liquid espresso brownie. STRONG [16oz hot]. Mad Hatter… 20oz, iced only. iced thai tea + espresso + splash coconut milk. Spyder… our own spiced chai / apple cider concoction + whipped cream. the KAC… 20oz, iced by default. chai, espresso, your choice soy or half-n-half, Kenneth’s secret sauce + whipped cream & cinnamon [16oz hot]. Schnozzberry… 20oz. fizzy & energizing. tastes like schnozzberries! Oh.Dream… 20oz, iced. our own dreamcicle-y creation. Witch Doctor… voodoo tea magic to make you feel mo’ betta! Soy.Lent Green… 20oz, iced. it tastes like [mint chocolate chip ice cream] people. JuJu... rich, chocolate-y and spicy, with espresso and whipped cream.
Teas
We have a HUGE variety of black, green, white, red, and herbal teas available hot or iced. Ask about today's Featured Iced Tea! Chai Latte… vanilla or spiced. made with a non-dairy creamer. Iced Thai Tea… sweet, cold, and creamy! Tea Latte… your choice tea with steamed milk. add a flavor if you wish!
Etcetera
Hot Cocoa… regular or white. whipped cream? Steamer… steamed milk with your choice flavor. whip? Italian Soda… soda + flavor… no cream. French Soda… soda + flavor… with cream. Energy Drink… pretty self-explanatory! Juice… orange, mango-orange, pineapple-orange, apple. Milk… whole, 2%, skim, or non-dairy.
Alcohol
We carry a wide range of beers, ales, ciders, and drafts, as well as wine, champagne, mimosas, and several drinks made with Irish Cream! 21+, of course. We don't serve minors, period.