Food

  • Nevertheless, You’ll Persist

    • SMOKED CHICKEN SPREAD
      $9
      Dayton Meat Locker’s signature smoked chicken breast, mixed with Maraposa Farms fresh dill, and mayo, served with warm French baguette slices.
      • CHARCUTERIE
        Generous platter of cured meats and select cheeses. *Price Varies
        • LAME DUCK DUMPLINGS
          $12
          Duck rillette filled dumplings served with cherry balsamic drizzle.
          • BAKED BRIE
            $9
            Delicate layers of buttery puff pastry hide inside rich Belgian brie cheese and locally made preserves.
            • THE DEAN SCREAM
              $12
              Stromboli Bianco made with our parmesan white sauce, layered with ham and our authentic pesto Genovese. Baked to perfection. (May cause you to scream in a maniacal manner).
              • HERMAN CAIN
                $12
                A delightful Stromboli Rosso made with mild Italian sausage, mozzarella, parmesan, and traditional red sauce. Baked with herbs. (This ain’t no sissy dish).
                • MAR-A-LAGO CLUB
                  $175
                  Three HUGE slices of white bread toasted to an orange hue, stuffed full of baloney, served with Russian dressing and a small pickle. (Tasteless, tacky and overpriced. Just like being there!)
                  • MINI MUSHROOM TART
                    $10.50
                    Paper thin layers of buttery pastry baked to conceal a mushroom filling with just a hint of Tuscan White Truffle Oil. (Here’s a tart that won't end your campaign or get you impeached!)
                    • DEVILS ON HORSEBACK
                      $11
                      Six sweet dates, stuffed with pine nuts, wrapped in Dayton Meat Locker’s thick-cut apple smoked bacon, served with a maple cream on the side. (Our kind of pork-barrel project!)
                      • MICHAEL DUKAKIS GREEK SALAD
                        $15
                        Portabella mushrooms, tomatoes, radish, carrots, red onion and feta cheese tossed in house-made Greek dressing.
                        • CRAB STUFFED MUSHROOMS
                          $13.50
                          Button mushrooms caps stuffed with crab mix and topped with bread crumbs and our blend of cheeses.
                          • TUNA POKE PLATTER
                            $20
                            Marinated Ahi tuna with radish, carrots, cucumber, scallions and avocado on basmati rice.
                            • LANDSLIDE
                              $14
                              Pesto infused burrata atop sun dried tomato and garlic puree. Drizzled with olive oil and balsamic reduction. Served with warm French baguette.

                            • Flat Breads

                              • THE CHALLENGER
                                $13.50
                                Freshly made naan flatbread topped with aged white cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, apple slices and walnuts, topped with fresh spinach and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil.
                                • THE BLEEDING HEART
                                  $14.50
                                  Freshly made naan flatbread topped with marinated artichoke hearts, mozzarella, shaved parmesan, finely chopped garlic, spinach, sundried tomatoes, and a whisper of extra virgin olive oil. (For cryin’ out loud! It’s a favorite!).
                                  • THE DARK HORSE
                                    $13.50
                                    Freshly made naan flatbread topped with sausage, marinated artichoke hearts, mozzarella, shaved parmesan, and extra virgin olive oil drizzle.

                                  • End of a Perfect Evening

                                    • INAUGURAL BALLS
                                      $3.50
                                      Just a lil’ somethin’ sweet to cap-off your visit to the bistro; three balls of edible monster cookie dough. Pairs well with our tawny port. (A delightful party in your mouth. No tux required)

                                    Beer

                                    • BEER ON TAP

                                      • SEASONAL
                                        *Price Varies
                                        • REUNION: TANK PUNCHER IPA
                                          (Coralville, IA)
                                          • 11.2 OZ
                                            $3.50
                                          • 22 OZ
                                            $6
                                        • EXILE: RUTHIE
                                          (Des Moines, IA)
                                          • 11.2 OZ
                                            $3.50
                                          • 22 OZ
                                            $5.50
                                        • EXILE: G.G. DUNKEL (DARK LAGER)
                                          (Des Moines, IA)
                                          • 11.2 OZ
                                            $3.50
                                          • 22 OZ
                                            $5.50
                                        • COYOTE VERDE CIDER
                                          (Fairfield, IA)
                                          • 11.2 OZ
                                            $3.50
                                          • 22 OZ
                                            $5.50
                                        • KEG CREEK: BBL RYE IMPERIAL STOUT
                                          (Glenwood, IA)
                                          • SM 11.2 OZ.
                                            $5
                                          • LG 22 OZ.
                                            $8

                                      • BOTTLED BEER

                                        • BUD LIGHT
                                          $4
                                          (St Louis, MO)
                                          • MICHELOB GOLDEN LIGHT
                                            $4
                                            (St Louis, MO)
                                            • CARLSBURG
                                              $4
                                              (Denmark)
                                              • CIDER BOYS
                                                $4
                                                (Stevens Point, WI)
                                                • BRECKENRIDGE VAN. PORTER
                                                  $4
                                                  (Littleton, CO)
                                                  • CHIMAY BLUE
                                                    $8
                                                    (Belgium)
                                                    • GRAINBELT
                                                      $4
                                                      (New Ulm, MN)
                                                      • GRAINBELT NORDEAST
                                                        $4
                                                        (New Ulm, MN)
                                                        • HACKER PSCHORR
                                                          $4
                                                          (Germany)
                                                          • HOEGAARDEN
                                                            $4
                                                            (Belgium)
                                                            • KRONENBOURG
                                                              $4
                                                              (France)
                                                              • PABST BLUE RIBBON
                                                                $3
                                                                • LOON JUICE
                                                                  $4
                                                                  (Spring Valley, MN)
                                                                  • PAULANER
                                                                    $4
                                                                    (Germany)
                                                                    • PINKUS ORGANIC ALE
                                                                      $8
                                                                      (Munster, Germany)
                                                                      • BALLAST POINT GRAPEFRUIT IPA
                                                                        $4
                                                                        San Diego, California
                                                                        • SAMUEL SMITH OATMEAL STOUT
                                                                          $4
                                                                          (Tadcaster, England)
                                                                          • SPATEN
                                                                            $4
                                                                            (Munich, Germany)
                                                                            • STELLA
                                                                              $4
                                                                              (Belgium)
                                                                              • ANCHOR STEAM AMBER
                                                                                $4
                                                                                (San Francisco, CA)
                                                                                • HAMM'S
                                                                                  $3
                                                                                  • BLANCHE de BRUXELLES (Pissing Boy)
                                                                                    $4
                                                                                    (Belgium)
                                                                                    • ST. PETER'S ORGANIC ALE
                                                                                      $8
                                                                                      (England)
                                                                                      • WEIHENSTEPHANER
                                                                                        $4
                                                                                        (Germany)
                                                                                        • ARIS
                                                                                          $4
                                                                                          (Greece)
                                                                                          • JAMES BOAG'S TASMANIAN LAGER
                                                                                            $4
                                                                                            (Australia)
                                                                                            • BELLHAVEN TWISTED THISLE IPA
                                                                                              $4
                                                                                              (England)
                                                                                              • BELLHAVEN BLACK STOUT
                                                                                                $4
                                                                                                (England)
                                                                                                • OLD MILWAUKEE
                                                                                                  $3

                                                                                                • BUCKET OF DEPLORABLES

                                                                                                  • BUCKET OF DEPLORABLES
                                                                                                    $10
                                                                                                    Offered weekdays from 4-6pm. Bucket of 4 beers (customer choice) of any of the following: PBR, Hamms, Old Milwaukee $10! (If you’re going to be deplorable, own it!)

                                                                                                  Wine

                                                                                                  • GERWURTZTERMINER

                                                                                                    • Saint Christopher
                                                                                                      Rheinhessen, Germany
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $8
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $29

                                                                                                  • REISLING

                                                                                                    • Fritz De Katz Reisling
                                                                                                      Mosel, Germany
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $8
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $29

                                                                                                  • CABERNET

                                                                                                    • Sandpoint Cabernet
                                                                                                      Lodi, CA
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7.50
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $28
                                                                                                    • Zolo Cabernet
                                                                                                      Mendoza, Argentina
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34
                                                                                                    • Navigator Cabernet
                                                                                                      $10.50
                                                                                                      Napa Valley, California
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $40

                                                                                                  • CHARDONNAY

                                                                                                    • Lange Twins Estate Chardonnay
                                                                                                      Clarksburg, CA
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $8.50
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32
                                                                                                    • Oak Farm Chardonnay
                                                                                                      Lodi, California
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $38

                                                                                                  • PINOT GRIGIO

                                                                                                    • Giaconde Pinot Grigio
                                                                                                      Sicilia, Italy
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $26

                                                                                                  • PINOT NOIR

                                                                                                    • Iris Pinot Noir
                                                                                                      Willamette Valley, OR
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $46
                                                                                                    • Sand Point Pinot Noir
                                                                                                      California
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7.50
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $28
                                                                                                    • Babich Black Label Pinot Noir
                                                                                                      Marlborough, NZ
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $42
                                                                                                    • Octopoda
                                                                                                      Russian River Valley, California
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $48

                                                                                                  • MERLOT

                                                                                                    • Sand Point Merlot
                                                                                                      Lodi, CA
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7.50
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $28

                                                                                                  • RED BLENDS

                                                                                                    • Caricature Red Blend
                                                                                                      California
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34
                                                                                                    • Quinta De Cabriz Red Blend
                                                                                                      Dao, Portugal
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $33
                                                                                                    • Rooderberg Red Blend
                                                                                                      Western Cape, South Africa
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $27
                                                                                                    • Gait Red Blend
                                                                                                      Napa Valley, California
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $48

                                                                                                  • ROSE’

                                                                                                    • Iris Chalice Estate Rose'
                                                                                                      Oregon
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $36
                                                                                                    • Trois Couronnes Cotes Du Rhone
                                                                                                      Rhone Valley, France
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $8
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $30

                                                                                                  • SAUVIGNON BLANC

                                                                                                    • Lange Twins Sauvignon Blanc
                                                                                                      Lodi, CA
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32
                                                                                                    • Babich, Black Label Sauvignon Blanc
                                                                                                      Marlborough, NZ
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34
                                                                                                    • Zolo
                                                                                                      Valley De Uco, Argentina
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7.50
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $29

                                                                                                  • SPARKLING

                                                                                                    • Muscador Muscat Sparkling Blanc
                                                                                                      Alsace, France
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $27
                                                                                                    • Muscador Musc. Sparkling Rose’
                                                                                                      Alsace, France
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $27
                                                                                                    • Luca Paretti Lovo Prosecco
                                                                                                      Prosecco, Italy
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34

                                                                                                  • SWEET RED

                                                                                                    • Douglas Hill Moscato
                                                                                                      California
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $6
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $23
                                                                                                    • Douglas Hill White Zinfandel
                                                                                                      California
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $6
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $23

                                                                                                  • ZINFANDEL

                                                                                                    • Lange Twins OVZ
                                                                                                      Lodi, CA
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34
                                                                                                    • Sola Zinfandel
                                                                                                      Napa Valley, CA
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32

                                                                                                  • MALBEC

                                                                                                    • Zolo Malbec
                                                                                                      Mendoza, Argentina
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32
                                                                                                    • El Tractor, Mendoza
                                                                                                      Mendoza, Argentina
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $34

                                                                                                  • OUT OF THE ORDINARY

                                                                                                    • KWV Chenin Blanc
                                                                                                      South Africa
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $29
                                                                                                    • Riva Leone Barbera, (DOC)
                                                                                                      Piemonte, Italy
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32
                                                                                                    • Badiolo Chiante, (DOCG)
                                                                                                      Chianti, Italy
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $26
                                                                                                    • Aletta Garnasha
                                                                                                      Campo De Borja, Spain
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $26
                                                                                                    • Laessiger Gruner Veltliner
                                                                                                      Niederösterreich, Austria
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $32
                                                                                                    • Cinta Multepulciano d' Ambruzzo
                                                                                                      Montepulciano d'Abruzzo, Italy
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $26
                                                                                                    • Pavao Vinho Verde
                                                                                                      Vinho Verde, Portugal
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $7
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $26
                                                                                                    • Waris-Herbert G.Cru Champagne
                                                                                                      Champagne Grand Cru 'Avize', France
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $98
                                                                                                    • Verosso Primitivo
                                                                                                      Southern Italy
                                                                                                      • 6oz
                                                                                                        $8
                                                                                                      • Bottle
                                                                                                        $30

                                                                                                  Dessert Wine

                                                                                                  • DESSERT WINE

                                                                                                    • Tellu's Tawny Port
                                                                                                      Portugal
                                                                                                      • 3oz
                                                                                                        $6
                                                                                                    • Quinta Seara Reserve Tawny Port
                                                                                                      Portugal
                                                                                                      • 3oz
                                                                                                        $8

                                                                                                  Cocktails

                                                                                                  • WINE COCKTAILS

                                                                                                    • SLICK WILLY
                                                                                                      $8
                                                                                                      3 oz. mead, ½ oz. honey vinegar, muddled lime served over ice. (Let your troubles slide-off like Teflon.)
                                                                                                      • MONKEY BUSINESS
                                                                                                        $8
                                                                                                        4 oz. mead on ice, splash of cranberry juice, mint garnish. (Close your eyes and sail off to Bimini. Just don’t get caught.)
                                                                                                        • STORMY DANIELS
                                                                                                          $8
                                                                                                          4 oz. mead, orange squeezin’s, dash of Allspice, shaken over ice and garnished with a sprig of rosemary. (More fun than a $130K settlement!)
                                                                                                          • THE MARIANNE WILLIAMSON (WHO?)
                                                                                                            $8
                                                                                                            Never heard of her? Here’s a “shout-out” to the underdog! White wine and house bloody mary mix.

                                                                                                          Non-Alcoholic Beverages

                                                                                                          • NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES

                                                                                                            • MEXICAN COKE
                                                                                                              $2.25
                                                                                                              • ICE TEA
                                                                                                                $2.25
                                                                                                                • DIET SODA
                                                                                                                  $2.25
                                                                                                                  • SPARKLING WATER
                                                                                                                    $2.25
                                                                                                                    Various flavors.
                                                                                                                    • CLAUSTHAUR N/A BEER
                                                                                                                      $3
                                                                                                                      Germany
                                                                                                                      • JOE LIEBERMAN
                                                                                                                        (Water) Just as exciting as the man!