Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
Build Your Dog
CHOOSE YOUR LINK: 100% All Beef Dogs 3 Easy Steps. 1) Pick your link. 2) Pick your toppings. 3) Add your extras!
- Steamed Natural Casing$6.30
- Grilled Skinless$5.95
- Bacon- Wrapped$6.95
- All Natural Grilled Veggie Dog$5.50
CHOICE OF TOPPINGS
Load it up with these freebies: Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Dill or Sweet Relish, Jalapeños, Sport Peppers, or Pickle Chips.
- Cheese$0.60
- Pickle Spear$0.30
- Coleslaw$0.75
- Sauerkraut$0.75
- Chili$1.25
Specialty Dogs
You make the choice: natural casing or skinless all-beef dogs.
- Hand-Dipped Corn DogHand-dipped and fried to order.$6.75
- Chicago DogMustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!$6.75
- Chili Cheese DogMustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili with cheddar cheese. Onions on request.$7.25
- L.A. Street DogMustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.$7.65
- Babe Ruth DogMustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.$7.25
- Mac N’ Cheese DogMustard on a Bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese, and fresh bacon bits.$7.25
- Coney Island DogNatural casing dog with mustard, a strip of chili, and freshly chopped onions!$6.50
- Chili Slaw DogJoe's Chili, mustard, topped with fresh coleslaw.$6.95
- California DogMustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and avocado.$6.75
Burgers & Melts
Fresh Ground Burgers
1/4lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs & hand-formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “joe’s dressing”. Add onions or pickles on request.
- Classic BurgerMake it a Cheese Burger for 75¢$6.95
- Cheeseburger1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.$7.95
- Bacon CheeseburgerAdd Avocado for $0.75$9.25
- Chili Cheese BurgerAsk for it Joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato, and pickles.$9.25
- Garden BurgerLettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo and cheese.$8.95
- Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger1/2lb. PRIME brisket patty freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.$12.25
- Prime Time Patty Melt1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough$11.95
- Smoked PastramiHouse pastrami, sharp provalone cheese, sauerkraut, pickles & house sauce on grilled rye.$16.95
- Smoked Turkey MeltHouse Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp provolone cheese, avocado, bacon, tomato & mayo on fresh grilled sourdough.$13.95
- Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.$9.35
- Double CheeseburgerIt’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.$10.50
- Pier BurgerOur fresh burger patty topped with a split and grilled hot dog with American cheese, mustard, pickles and fresh onions. Best of both worlds!$8.60
Nashville Hot Chicken
Choose Your Chicken
How do you want it? Choose from Chicken Tenders or a Sandwich.
- Hot Chicken SandwichSouthern Fried Hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce & creamy coleslaw. Add Bacon $2$9.95
- Hot Chicken Melt2 chicken tenders on Texas Toast grilled with white American cheese, coleslaw, pickles, and Mississippi comeback sauce. Add Bacon $2.$11.50
- 2 Hot Chicken TendersIncludes your choice of 1 side.$10.45
- 2 Hot Chicken SlidersMini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.$10.45
Pick your Heat Level
Go easy or go hard, it's up to you!
- Southern Fried(no heat)
- Light Mild(just a touch of heat)
- Mild(feel the burn)
- Medium(legit heat)
- Hot(you’ll really feel this one)
- Cluckin’ Hot!**Attempt at your own risk. You’ve been warned.
Hot Nashville Sides
Authentic sides that compliment the Nashville flavor
- Fresh Cut Fries
- Crinkle Cut Fries
- Onion Rings
- Tater Tots
- Cole Slaw
- Mac & Cheese
Want more? Get a Party Pack.
Pick your heat level, max 2 heat levels per box.
- BOX OF HOT JUMBO TENDERS(12 Tenders)$48
- BOX OF HOT CHICKEN SLIDERS(12 Sliders)$54
Classic Chicken
Classic Chicken
- Southern Fried Chicken SandwichFresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's seasoned flour, fried and topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.$8.95
- Grilled Chicken Breast SandwichFresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with, Lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add cheese $1$8.45
- California Chicken Breast SandwichFresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add Bacon $2$10.95
- Chicken Strips4 Strips with your choice of dipping sauce with fries, or slaw. Includes your choice of these dipping sauces: Mississippi Comeback Sauce, Honey Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch.$9.95
- Bbq Fried Chicken SandwichFresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s seasoned flour, fried and topped with bbq sauce, house slaw, onion rings & pickles.$9.45
Fries, Sides & Slaws
Fries, Sides & Slaws
One Free Sauce of Your Choice. Extra Sauce: Small .25¢ or Large .50¢ Choice of dipping sauces: Mississippi comeback sauce, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch. Add Cheese Sauce 50¢
- Joe's Fresh-Cut FriesChoose ketchup or dipping sauce.$3.50
- Crinkle-Cut FriesAn old-fashioned fry. Quality Yukon potatoes gives this fry a unique flavor. Great for chili cheese fries.$3.50
- Onion RingsHand-breaded, fresh onion rings. Make it Large add $1.$4.75
- Tater TotsA classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce.$4.75
- House SlawOur fresh made creamy slaw.$3.95
- Chili Cheese FriesTopped with cheese, and Joe’s Homemade Chili. Chopped onions on request. Make it Large add $1$5.95
- Joe's NachosFries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream, and green onions. Make it Large add $1$5.75
- Mac & CheeseA true Southern favorite.$4.75
- Coleslaw$3.95
- Bleu Cheese Slaw
- Creamy Slaw
- Side SaladChoice of dressing.$4.95
Salads & Kids
Add some greens. Salads!
Dressing choices: homemade ranch, bleu cheese, Italian or honey mustard.
- Joe's Chopped SaladLettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, and cheddar cheese. Add Chicken breast or Burger Patty for $3$10.95
- Add Chicken Breast...................................................................................................$3
- Chicken Cobb SaladFried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, & Romain mix, bacon, avocado, tomato, bleu cheese, and egg.$14.95
- Southern Fried Chicken SaladSouthern Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.$14.95
- California Citrus Smoked Turkey$14.95
Kid's Favorites
For kids 10 and under
- Kid's Grilled CheeseIncludes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).$7.95
- Hot Dog or Corn DogIncludes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).$7.95
- Kid's Chicken StripsIncludes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).$8.95
- Kid's HamburgerIncludes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).$8.95
Fountain Drinks $ 3. 75 (Free Refills)
Coke, Diet Coke & Coke Zero, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Fresh Brewed Iced Tea, Raspberry Iced Tea, Fresh Brewed Sweet Iced Tea, Housemade Fresh Lemonade, Or Arnold Pamer FRESH KEG ROOT BEER - $3.50 (NO REFILLS
Frozen Custard & More
Frozen Custard
Made Fresh Daily Right Here At Joe Schmoe's Choose chocolate or vanilla. Pair with a handmade waffle cone, classic cone, or a cup.
- 1-Scoop$4.25
- 2 Scoops$5.95
Handspun Shakes
Hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.
- Hand-Spun ShakesVanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Mint, Cookies & Cream or Our Famous Root Beer Freeze$5.95
Tap Root Beer Floats
Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.
- Old Fashioned Keg Rooter FloatFreshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with Keg Root Beer$5.95
Concretes
Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup$6.25
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough$6.25
- Oreo Cookies & Cream$6.25
- Butter Finger$6.25
Sundaes
Topped with fresh whipping cream. Made with vanilla frozen custard unless otherwise requested.
- Cobbler SundaesBoysenberry , Cherry or Peach filling$6.25
Sandwiches
Barbecue & Southern Favorites
- Smoked PastramiHouse pastrami, sharp provalone cheese, sauerkraut, pickles & house sauce on grilled rye.$16.95
- Smoked Prime Tri-Tip DipHouse Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50$13.95
- Smoked Turkey MeltHouse Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp provolone cheese, avocado, bacon, tomato & mayo on fresh grilled sourdough.$13.95
- Po’Boy Fried Fish SandwichBreaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked French roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.$12.95
- Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger1/2lb. PRIME brisket patty freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.$12.25
- The ReubenHouse Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.$16.95
- BBQ Chicken SandwichFresh chicken, hand dipped buttermilk and dipped in house seasoned flour, fried to perfection! topped with hose Cole Slaw, pickles and sweet and spicy barbeque sauce!$9.95
- Prime Time Patty Melt1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough$11.95