• Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
  • Burgers & Melts
  • Nashville Hot Chicken
  • Classic Chicken
  • Fries, Sides & Slaws
  • Salads & Kids
  • Frozen Custard & More
  • Sandwiches
Joe Schmoe's Famous Hot Dogs

Best Hot Dogs in Cypress

  • Build Your Dog

    CHOOSE YOUR LINK: 100% All Beef Dogs 3 Easy Steps. 1) Pick your link. 2) Pick your toppings. 3) Add your extras!

    • Steamed Natural Casing
      $6.30
      • Grilled Skinless
        $5.95
        • Bacon- Wrapped
          $6.95
          • All Natural Grilled Veggie Dog
            $5.50
              Vegetarian
          • CHOICE OF TOPPINGS

            Load it up with these freebies: Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Dill or Sweet Relish, Jalapeños, Sport Peppers, or Pickle Chips.

            • Cheese
              $0.60
              • Pickle Spear
                $0.30
                • Coleslaw
                  $0.75
                  • Sauerkraut
                    $0.75
                    • Chili
                      $1.25
                    • Specialty Dogs

                      You make the choice: natural casing or skinless all-beef dogs.

                      • Hand-Dipped Corn Dog
                        Hand-dipped and fried to order.
                        $6.75
                        • Chicago Dog
                          Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!
                          $6.75
                          • Chili Cheese Dog
                            Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili with cheddar cheese. Onions on request.
                            $7.25
                            • L.A. Street Dog
                              Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.
                              $7.65
                              • Babe Ruth Dog
                                Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.
                                $7.25
                                • Mac N’ Cheese Dog
                                  Mustard on a Bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese, and fresh bacon bits.
                                  $7.25
                                  • Coney Island Dog
                                    Natural casing dog with mustard, a strip of chili, and freshly chopped onions!
                                    $6.50
                                    • Chili Slaw Dog
                                      Joe's Chili, mustard, topped with fresh coleslaw.
                                      $6.95
                                      • California Dog
                                        Mustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and avocado.
                                        $6.75
                                      • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                      • Burgers & Melts
                                      • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                      • Classic Chicken
                                      • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                      • Salads & Kids
                                      • Frozen Custard & More
                                      • Sandwiches
                                      Freshly Ground Burgers

                                      Burgers & Melts

                                      • Fresh Ground Burgers

                                        1/4lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs & hand-formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “joe’s dressing”. Add onions or pickles on request.

                                        • Classic Burger
                                          Make it a Cheese Burger for 75¢
                                          $6.95
                                          • Cheeseburger
                                            1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
                                            $7.95
                                            • Bacon Cheeseburger
                                              Bacon Cheeseburger
                                              Add Avocado for $0.75
                                              $9.25
                                              • Chili Cheese Burger
                                                Ask for it Joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato, and pickles.
                                                $9.25
                                                • Garden Burger
                                                  Lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo and cheese.
                                                  $8.95
                                                    Vegetarian
                                                  • Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
                                                    1/2lb. PRIME brisket patty freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.
                                                    $12.25
                                                    • Prime Time Patty Melt
                                                      1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough
                                                      $11.95
                                                      • Smoked Pastrami
                                                        House pastrami, sharp provalone cheese, sauerkraut, pickles & house sauce on grilled rye.
                                                        $16.95
                                                        • Smoked Turkey Melt
                                                          House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp provolone cheese, avocado, bacon, tomato & mayo on fresh grilled sourdough.
                                                          $13.95
                                                          • Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger
                                                            1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
                                                            $9.35
                                                            • Double Cheeseburger
                                                              It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
                                                              $10.50
                                                              • Pier Burger
                                                                Our fresh burger patty topped with a split and grilled hot dog with American cheese, mustard, pickles and fresh onions. Best of both worlds!
                                                                $8.60
                                                              • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                              • Burgers & Melts
                                                              • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                              • Classic Chicken
                                                              • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                              • Salads & Kids
                                                              • Frozen Custard & More
                                                              • Sandwiches
                                                              Fresh California Chicken Antibiotic & Hormone Free. Hand-dipped and fried to order.

                                                              Nashville Hot Chicken

                                                              • Choose Your Chicken

                                                                How do you want it? Choose from Chicken Tenders or a Sandwich.

                                                                • Hot Chicken Sandwich
                                                                  Southern Fried Hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce & creamy coleslaw. Add Bacon $2
                                                                  $9.95
                                                                  • Hot Chicken Melt
                                                                    2 chicken tenders on Texas Toast grilled with white American cheese, coleslaw, pickles, and Mississippi comeback sauce. Add Bacon $2.
                                                                    $11.50
                                                                    • 2 Hot Chicken Tenders
                                                                      Includes your choice of 1 side.
                                                                      $10.45
                                                                      • 2 Hot Chicken Sliders
                                                                        Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.
                                                                        $10.45
                                                                      • Pick your Heat Level

                                                                        Go easy or go hard, it's up to you!

                                                                        • Southern Fried
                                                                          (no heat)
                                                                          • Light Mild
                                                                            (just a touch of heat)
                                                                            • Mild
                                                                              (feel the burn)
                                                                              • Medium
                                                                                (legit heat)
                                                                                • Hot
                                                                                  (you’ll really feel this one)
                                                                                  • Cluckin’ Hot!*
                                                                                    *Attempt at your own risk. You’ve been warned.
                                                                                  • Hot Nashville Sides

                                                                                    Authentic sides that compliment the Nashville flavor

                                                                                    • Fresh Cut Fries
                                                                                      • Crinkle Cut Fries
                                                                                        • Onion Rings
                                                                                          • Tater Tots
                                                                                            • Cole Slaw
                                                                                              • Mac & Cheese
                                                                                              • Want more? Get a Party Pack.

                                                                                                Pick your heat level, max 2 heat levels per box.

                                                                                                • BOX OF HOT JUMBO TENDERS
                                                                                                  (12 Tenders)
                                                                                                  $48
                                                                                                  • BOX OF HOT CHICKEN SLIDERS
                                                                                                    (12 Sliders)
                                                                                                    $54
                                                                                                  • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                                                                  • Burgers & Melts
                                                                                                  • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                                                                  • Classic Chicken
                                                                                                  • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                                                                  • Salads & Kids
                                                                                                  • Frozen Custard & More
                                                                                                  • Sandwiches
                                                                                                  Served on your choice of wheat or white bun.

                                                                                                  Classic Chicken

                                                                                                  • Classic Chicken

                                                                                                    • Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich
                                                                                                      Fresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's seasoned flour, fried and topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.
                                                                                                      $8.95
                                                                                                      • Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich
                                                                                                        Fresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with, Lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add cheese $1
                                                                                                        $8.45
                                                                                                        • California Chicken Breast Sandwich
                                                                                                          Fresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add Bacon $2
                                                                                                          $10.95
                                                                                                          • Chicken Strips
                                                                                                            4 Strips with your choice of dipping sauce with fries, or slaw. Includes your choice of these dipping sauces: Mississippi Comeback Sauce, Honey Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch.
                                                                                                            $9.95
                                                                                                            • Bbq Fried Chicken Sandwich
                                                                                                              Fresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s seasoned flour, fried and topped with bbq sauce, house slaw, onion rings & pickles.
                                                                                                              $9.45
                                                                                                            • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                                                                            • Burgers & Melts
                                                                                                            • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                                                                            • Classic Chicken
                                                                                                            • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                                                                            • Salads & Kids
                                                                                                            • Frozen Custard & More
                                                                                                            • Sandwiches

                                                                                                            Fries, Sides & Slaws

                                                                                                            • Fries, Sides & Slaws

                                                                                                              One Free Sauce of Your Choice. Extra Sauce: Small .25¢ or Large .50¢ Choice of dipping sauces: Mississippi comeback sauce, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch. Add Cheese Sauce 50¢

                                                                                                              • Joe's Fresh-Cut Fries
                                                                                                                Choose ketchup or dipping sauce.
                                                                                                                $3.50
                                                                                                                • Crinkle-Cut Fries
                                                                                                                  An old-fashioned fry. Quality Yukon potatoes gives this fry a unique flavor. Great for chili cheese fries.
                                                                                                                  $3.50
                                                                                                                  • Onion Rings
                                                                                                                    Hand-breaded, fresh onion rings. Make it Large add $1.
                                                                                                                    $4.75
                                                                                                                    • Tater Tots
                                                                                                                      A classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce.
                                                                                                                      $4.75
                                                                                                                      • House Slaw
                                                                                                                        Our fresh made creamy slaw.
                                                                                                                        $3.95
                                                                                                                        • Chili Cheese Fries
                                                                                                                          Topped with cheese, and Joe’s Homemade Chili. Chopped onions on request. Make it Large add $1
                                                                                                                          $5.95
                                                                                                                          • Joe's Nachos
                                                                                                                            Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream, and green onions. Make it Large add $1
                                                                                                                            $5.75
                                                                                                                            • Mac & Cheese
                                                                                                                              A true Southern favorite.
                                                                                                                              $4.75
                                                                                                                              • Coleslaw
                                                                                                                                $3.95
                                                                                                                                • Bleu Cheese Slaw
                                                                                                                                • Creamy Slaw
                                                                                                                              • Side Salad
                                                                                                                                Choice of dressing.
                                                                                                                                $4.95
                                                                                                                              • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                                                                                              • Burgers & Melts
                                                                                                                              • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                                                                                              • Classic Chicken
                                                                                                                              • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                                                                                              • Salads & Kids
                                                                                                                              • Frozen Custard & More
                                                                                                                              • Sandwiches

                                                                                                                              Salads & Kids

                                                                                                                              • Add some greens. Salads!

                                                                                                                                Dressing choices: homemade ranch, bleu cheese, Italian or honey mustard.

                                                                                                                                • Joe's Chopped Salad
                                                                                                                                  Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, and cheddar cheese. Add Chicken breast or Burger Patty for $3
                                                                                                                                  $10.95
                                                                                                                                  • Add Chicken Breast
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                                                                                                                                    $3
                                                                                                                                • Chicken Cobb Salad
                                                                                                                                  Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, & Romain mix, bacon, avocado, tomato, bleu cheese, and egg.
                                                                                                                                  $14.95
                                                                                                                                  • Southern Fried Chicken Salad
                                                                                                                                    Southern Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.
                                                                                                                                    $14.95
                                                                                                                                    • California Citrus Smoked Turkey
                                                                                                                                      $14.95
                                                                                                                                    • Kid's Favorites

                                                                                                                                      For kids 10 and under

                                                                                                                                      • Kid's Grilled Cheese
                                                                                                                                        Includes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).
                                                                                                                                        $7.95
                                                                                                                                        • Hot Dog or Corn Dog
                                                                                                                                          Includes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).
                                                                                                                                          $7.95
                                                                                                                                          • Kid's Chicken Strips
                                                                                                                                            Includes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).
                                                                                                                                            $8.95
                                                                                                                                            • Kid's Hamburger
                                                                                                                                              Includes a drink and your choice of one side: French Fries, Tater Tots, Small Salad, or a Small Frozen Custard (cone or cup).
                                                                                                                                              $8.95
                                                                                                                                            • Fountain Drinks $ 3. 75 (Free Refills)

                                                                                                                                              Coke, Diet Coke & Coke Zero, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Fresh Brewed Iced Tea, Raspberry Iced Tea, Fresh Brewed Sweet Iced Tea, Housemade Fresh Lemonade, Or Arnold Pamer FRESH KEG ROOT BEER - $3.50 (NO REFILLS

                                                                                                                                            • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                                                                                                            • Burgers & Melts
                                                                                                                                            • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                                                                                                            • Classic Chicken
                                                                                                                                            • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                                                                                                            • Salads & Kids
                                                                                                                                            • Frozen Custard & More
                                                                                                                                            • Sandwiches
                                                                                                                                            Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.

                                                                                                                                            Frozen Custard & More

                                                                                                                                            • Frozen Custard

                                                                                                                                              Made Fresh Daily Right Here At Joe Schmoe's Choose chocolate or vanilla. Pair with a handmade waffle cone, classic cone, or a cup.

                                                                                                                                              • 1-Scoop
                                                                                                                                                1-Scoop
                                                                                                                                                $4.25
                                                                                                                                                • 2 Scoops
                                                                                                                                                  2 Scoops
                                                                                                                                                  $5.95
                                                                                                                                                • Handspun Shakes

                                                                                                                                                  Hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

                                                                                                                                                  • Hand-Spun Shakes
                                                                                                                                                    Hand-Spun Shakes
                                                                                                                                                    Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Mint, Cookies & Cream or Our Famous Root Beer Freeze
                                                                                                                                                    $5.95
                                                                                                                                                  • Tap Root Beer Floats

                                                                                                                                                    Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.

                                                                                                                                                    • Old Fashioned  Keg Rooter Float
                                                                                                                                                      Old Fashioned Keg Rooter Float
                                                                                                                                                      Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with Keg Root Beer
                                                                                                                                                      $5.95
                                                                                                                                                    • Concretes

                                                                                                                                                      Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.

                                                                                                                                                      • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
                                                                                                                                                        Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
                                                                                                                                                        $6.25
                                                                                                                                                        • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
                                                                                                                                                          Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
                                                                                                                                                          $6.25
                                                                                                                                                          • Oreo Cookies & Cream
                                                                                                                                                            Oreo Cookies & Cream
                                                                                                                                                            $6.25
                                                                                                                                                            • Butter Finger
                                                                                                                                                              Butter Finger
                                                                                                                                                              $6.25
                                                                                                                                                            • Sundaes

                                                                                                                                                              Topped with fresh whipping cream. Made with vanilla frozen custard unless otherwise requested.

                                                                                                                                                              • Cobbler Sundaes
                                                                                                                                                                Cobbler Sundaes
                                                                                                                                                                Boysenberry , Cherry or Peach filling
                                                                                                                                                                $6.25
                                                                                                                                                              • Best Hot Dogs in Cypress
                                                                                                                                                              • Burgers & Melts
                                                                                                                                                              • Nashville Hot Chicken
                                                                                                                                                              • Classic Chicken
                                                                                                                                                              • Fries, Sides & Slaws
                                                                                                                                                              • Salads & Kids
                                                                                                                                                              • Frozen Custard & More
                                                                                                                                                              • Sandwiches

                                                                                                                                                              Sandwiches

                                                                                                                                                              • Barbecue & Southern Favorites

                                                                                                                                                                • Smoked Pastrami
                                                                                                                                                                  House pastrami, sharp provalone cheese, sauerkraut, pickles & house sauce on grilled rye.
                                                                                                                                                                  $16.95
                                                                                                                                                                  • Smoked Prime Tri-Tip Dip
                                                                                                                                                                    House Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50
                                                                                                                                                                    $13.95
                                                                                                                                                                    • Smoked Turkey Melt
                                                                                                                                                                      House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp provolone cheese, avocado, bacon, tomato & mayo on fresh grilled sourdough.
                                                                                                                                                                      $13.95
                                                                                                                                                                      • Po’Boy Fried Fish Sandwich
                                                                                                                                                                        Breaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked French roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.
                                                                                                                                                                        $12.95
                                                                                                                                                                        • Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
                                                                                                                                                                          1/2lb. PRIME brisket patty freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.
                                                                                                                                                                          $12.25
                                                                                                                                                                          • The Reuben
                                                                                                                                                                            House Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.
                                                                                                                                                                            $16.95
                                                                                                                                                                            • BBQ Chicken Sandwich
                                                                                                                                                                              Fresh chicken, hand dipped buttermilk and dipped in house seasoned flour, fried to perfection! topped with hose Cole Slaw, pickles and sweet and spicy barbeque sauce!
                                                                                                                                                                              $9.95
                                                                                                                                                                              • Prime Time Patty Melt
                                                                                                                                                                                1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough
                                                                                                                                                                                $11.95