• Food
  • Drinks
The main show. The big muchacho. The reason for our existence and the answer to all questions. Please advise waiters of any allergens or preferences.

Food

  • Burgers

    All our burgers are served in brioche buns (GF available).

    • Woods
      2 x 3oz beef patty, lettuce, red onion, beef tomato, house sauce and a side of gherkin. So Simple. So Beautiful. So Woods.
      £7.95
        Gluten Free
      • Commodore
        2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Melting Jack Cheddar, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Beef Tomato and House Sauce.
        £9.15
          Gluten Free
        • Blue Moon
          2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Golden Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese Sauce, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Crispy Serrano Ham.
          £10.95
            Gluten Free
          • Col. Nathan Jessop
            2 x 3oz beef patty, melted cheese, streaky bacon, camembert cheese bomb, inferno sauce and chillies. Damn.
            £10.95
            • The Mountain
              Huge 4 Stack 3oz Beef Patties, Plenty of Jack Cheese, Red Onion, Crispy Bacon, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Beef Tomato and House Sauce. A Beast.
              £12.95
                Gluten Free
              • Kermit's Revenge
                Slow Roasted BBQ Pulled Pork, Jack Cheese and Fresh Coleslaw. More tender then Al Green sipping' on vino by a log fire.
                £8.95
                  Gluten Free
                • Fuego
                  House Fried Chicken Breast, Melting Jack Cheese, Beef Tomato, Jalapeños, Red Onion and Spicy Inferno Sauce.
                  £9.15
                  • Dirdy Birdy
                    House Fried Chicken, Melting Jack Cheese, Crispy Bacon, Smokey Bacon Goodness and Gherkin. Served With Maple Syrup on the Side. Served In Either Brioche Bun or Waffle
                    £9.45
                    • Buffalo Soulja
                      House Fried Chicken, buttery buffalo sauce, cool ranch, crunchy iceberg, gherkins and parmesan shavings. Banging buff ting.
                      £9.35
                      • Hello Me
                        Deep Fried Halloumi, Portobello Mushroom, Roasted Peppers Topped With Pesto, Sriracha Mayo and 'Pico De Gallo'.
                        £9.15
                        • Feeling Cute Lol
                          Moving Mountains bleeding B12 patty. Vegan cheese, caramelised onions, gherkins, lettuce and burger sauce. Ooof.
                          £9.55
                            Vegan
                          • V Gang
                            Homemade falafel patty, vegan cheese, smashed avo, red onion, tzatziki and shredded lettuce.
                            £8.75
                              Vegan
                            • Lock Arf
                              House fried chicken, melted cheese, crispy chorizo, sliced gherkin & garlic mayo. (50p donation to Turning Tides charity)
                              £9.95
                            • Wangz

                              Uppin the wang game to make this lockdown a wang fest

                              • Crack BBQ
                                Sticky BBQ crack sauce that taste as good as crack. Mild.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                              • Buffal-O.G.
                                Classic glossy buffalo sauce. Buttery and vinegary. mild/med heat.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                              • Chipotle
                                Smokey buttery vinegary chipotle sawss that shlaps so hard. mild/med heat.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                              • Lemon Pepper
                                Lemon, garlic, salt, pepper, honey. Sweet sour and zingy. Mild.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                              • Mangonero
                                Mango and habanero. Fruity, spicy, slightly sweet, rich and smokey sauce. Hot. Bangin.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                                Hot
                              • Bonnet Bomb
                                Mango & Scotch Bonnets. This is our hot one. But the sauce is to die for if you can handle the heat. Fruity, spicy, salty, sweet and slight smoke.
                                £6.55
                                • Large
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                                  £10.95
                                Extra Hot
                            • Sidekicks

                              The perfect compadre for your meal.

                              • Skin On Fries
                                Fresh home made skin on fries, lightly salted.
                                £2.95
                                  VeganGluten Free
                                • Frynally
                                  Sweet potato hand cut chips. Finally they're on the menu. Jeez.
                                  £3.55
                                    Vegan
                                  • Fries of Glory
                                    Home made fries drizzled in cheese.
                                    £3.95
                                    • Crispy Bacon
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                                      £1.50
                                    Gluten Free
                                  • Parmesan Anderson
                                    House fries drizzled in roasted garlic & rosemary olive oil and tossed in parmesan shavings.
                                    £4.55
                                      Gluten Free
                                    • Nachos
                                      Loaded with cheese, guac, salsa, refried blackbeans & sour cream.
                                      £5.55
                                        VegetarianGluten Free
                                      • Mac Daddy
                                        Mac & cheese = pot of love = crack mac
                                        £6.55
                                        • Crispy Bacon
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                                          £1.50
                                      • Mozza
                                        Breaded and fried gooey mozza sticks. Served with tomato and basil dip.
                                        £5.55
                                        • Tenders
                                          Buttermilk house fried chicken tenders. Served with a choice of sauce.
                                          £5.55
                                          • Buffalo & Ranch
                                          • Plain
                                        • Slaw
                                          Our home made chunky coleslaw. AKA purple delicious.
                                          £2
                                            Gluten Free
                                        • Dessert

                                          • Brownie
                                            Warm chewy chocolate brownie. Served with chocolate sauce and ice cream.
                                            £6.50
                                          • Sauces

                                            • Jalapeno Mayo
                                              • Garlic Mayo
                                                • Inferno Sauce
                                                  • House Sauce
                                                  • Kids Menu

                                                    For the little rascals...

                                                    • Kids Hamburger
                                                      Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)
                                                      £6.50
                                                      • kids chocolate shake
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                                                        £1.75
                                                      • kids vanilla shake
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                                                        £1.75
                                                      • No Drink
                                                    • Kids Chicken Burger
                                                      Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)
                                                      £6.50
                                                      • kids chocolate shake
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                                                        £1.75
                                                      • kids vanilla shake
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                                                        £1.75
                                                      • No Drink
                                                  • Food
                                                  • Drinks
                                                  To wash down your tasty burger 😉

                                                  Drinks

                                                  • Thickshakes

                                                    Creamy, delicious and everything you're looking for. No whipped cream currently 😟

                                                    • Vanilla Face
                                                      Vanilla thick shake topped w/ rainbow sprinkles. Yay.
                                                      £5.15
                                                        Gluten Free
                                                      • Sweet Oreo of Mine
                                                        Oreo thick shake with dustings of oreo and a oreo hat. Holy moly thats chocolaty.
                                                        £5.85
                                                        • Chunky Monkey
                                                          Banana and Peanut butter thick shake that is straight banana money.
                                                          £5.55
                                                            Gluten Free
                                                          • Macaullay Culkin
                                                            Milky bar white chocolate, lotus biscoff biscuits and a whole lotta love.
                                                            £5.85
                                                            • Make Us Dream
                                                              Make us dream again young child. Salted caramel, peanut butter & popcorn. Why are there all these boys in my yard?
                                                              £5.85
                                                                Gluten Free
                                                              • Choffee
                                                                So sophisticated. So suave. Dark chocolate and espresso thick shake. For the connoisseurs out there.
                                                                £5.55
                                                                  Gluten Free
                                                                • Eddie Ferrero
                                                                  Ferrero Rocher shake with hazelnuts and nutella... Frog Splash of flavours.
                                                                  £5.85
                                                                    Gluten Free
                                                                  • Sinner Bun
                                                                    Cinnamon Bun milkshake that will knock ya block off. Will rock your socks off. Will make champagne pop off.
                                                                    £5.55
                                                                    • Vegan Shake
                                                                      Shake of the month. Locally sourced vegan ice cream.
                                                                      £5.55
                                                                        Vegan
                                                                    • Cocktails

                                                                      Oooooo. Saucy.

                                                                      • Woods 55
                                                                        Absolut vanilla vodka, passoa and passionfruit. Prosecco sidekick.
                                                                        £8.50
                                                                        • English Garden
                                                                          Tanqueray, cucumber, lime, elderflower, pressed apple.
                                                                          £8.50
                                                                          • Raspberry Rumble
                                                                            Koko Kanu rum, raspberries, lemon juice, ginger syrup, lemon curd rim, shaken and swirled.
                                                                            £8.50
                                                                            • Sour
                                                                              Amaretto, whisky or pisco - lemon juice and egg white.
                                                                              £8.50
                                                                            • Draught Beer

                                                                              • Red Stripe
                                                                                Deliciously Crisp, Light Malt. Jamaica. 4.7%
                                                                                £5.50
                                                                                • Neck Oil
                                                                                  Pale Malts & Crisp. UK. 4.3%
                                                                                  £5.85
                                                                                  • Lagunitas
                                                                                    IPA. Toasty & Hoppy. USA. 4%
                                                                                    £5.85
                                                                                  • Wines

                                                                                    • Parlez Vous SB
                                                                                      Sauvignon Blanc, Deliciously smooth and light. Plenty of citrus notes and some green apple fruit.
                                                                                      £4.55
                                                                                      • Parlez Vous Malbec
                                                                                        Upfront fruit of blackcurrants and plums well balanced in the mouth with good acidity.
                                                                                        £4.55
                                                                                        • Parlez Vous CF
                                                                                          Cabernet Franc A crisp & fruity rosé that is truly crisp and exceedingly fruity!
                                                                                          £4.55