Lunch Menu

  • Starters

    • Pink chicken liver pate
      This rarely cooked pate causes outbreaks at weddings and celebrations making some guests remember the day well, due to a Campylobacter illness!
      £5
      • Salad and cured meat or salad and smoked fish
        Either of these dishes give you a triple satisfaction as the lettuce in the salad if contaminated with E.coli O157, cannot be washed out without destroying the lettuce and the cured meat or smoked fish may contain Listeria. Campylobacter may also be found in salad vegetables.
        £5

      • Main Course

        • Steak Tartare
          This premium cut raw beef is simply seasoned and served with a raw egg yolk on rye bread. Regarded by many as Posh nosh. (A must for all lovers of highly dangerous bacterium such as Salmonella & E.coli O157!)
          £10
          • Rare/bloody gourmet beef or lamb burger
            These burgers are for the blood lovers. Can be very expensive for your health as it could contain harmful bacterium!
            £11
            • Campylobacter chicken burger
              Our most popular product! – Around 70,000 reported cases of Campylobacter annually, but most foodborne illnesses are vastly under reported.
              £6
              • E.coli O157 hamburger
                Just the size of pin head amount, can cause your kidneys to fail or even worse!
                £9
                • Rare/undercooked pork chops
                  These succulent chops may contain the Hepatitis E virus, as a previous survey within pig abattoirs found that nearly 6% of pigs had the Hepatitis E virus in their blood”.
                  £11
                  • Listeria salad sandwich
                    Generally, for our more mature customers and has the highest mortality rate per number of cases!
                    £6

                  • Desserts

                    • Raw and unpasteurised cheeseboard
                      This Includes a fine selection of soft chesses. (There is no requirement for us to inform you of the dangers to vulnerable people on the restaurant menu).
                      £6
                      • Tiramisu
                        Made with raw eggs. Deliciously sweet, may contain Salmonella
                        £7

                      • Drinks

                        • Cold milk, untreated raw and unpasteruised
                          From our farm catering facility or vending machine, online or at the farmers market, from our farmer. (Known by some as liquid manure due to Campylobacter & E.coli 0157) Not suitable for one or more of the following people: pregnant women and their unborn babies, infants and small children, elderly people or people with compromised immune system such as cancer patients. See the advice from the Food Standards Agency (FSA).
                          £3
                          • Untreated bottled water
                            From our own private supply. We are doing our bit for the planet as the bottle is glass. This product contains lots of lovely minerals but also may contain lots of harmful bacterium such as Campylobacter & E.coli O157
                            £3