Food
Burgers
All our burgers are served in brioche buns (GF available).
- Woods2 x 3oz beef patty, lettuce, red onion, beef tomato, house sauce and a side of gherkin. So Simple. So Beautiful. So Woods.£8.50
- Commodore2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Melting Jack Cheddar, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Beef Tomato and House Sauce.£9.50
- Blue Moon2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Golden Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese Sauce, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Crispy Serrano Ham.£11
- Col. Nathan Jessop2 x 3oz beef patty, melted cheese, streaky bacon, camembert cheese bomb, inferno sauce and chillies. Damn.£11
- Dirdy BirdyHouse Fried Chicken, Melting Jack Cheese, Crispy Bacon & Smokey Bacon Goodness. Served With Maple Syrup on the Side. Served In Either Brioche Bun or Waffle£9.50
- Buffalo SouljaHouse Fried Chicken, buttery buffalo sauce, cool ranch, crunchy iceberg, gherkins and parmesan shavings. Banging buff ting.£9.50
- Hello MeDeep Fried Halloumi, Portobello Mushroom. Topped With Pesto, Piquillo sauce and 'Pico De Gallo'.£9
- Feeling Cute LolMoving Mountains bleeding B12 patty. Vegan cheese, caramelised onions, gherkins, lettuce and burger sauce. Ooof.£9.50
Wangz
Uppin the wang game to make this lockdown a wang fest
- Crack BBQSticky BBQ crack sauce that taste as good as crack. Mild.£7
- Large£11
- Buffal-O.G.Classic glossy buffalo sauce. Buttery and vinegary. mild/med heat.£7
- Large£11
- ChipotleSmokey buttery vinegary chipotle sawss that shlaps so hard. mild/med heat.£7
- Large£11
Sidekicks
The perfect compadre for your meal.
- Skinny FriesClassic skinny fries, lightly salted.£3
- Curly FriesClassic curly fries, lightly salted.£3
- FrynallySweet potato hand cut chips. Finally they're on the menu. Jeez.£3.50
- Fries of GloryFries drizzled in homemade cheese sauce.£4
- Crispy Bacon£1.50
- Parmesan AndersonHouse fries drizzled in roasted garlic & rosemary olive oil and tossed in parmesan shavings.£4.50
- Mac DaddyMac & cheese = pot of love = crack mac£6.50
- Crispy Bacon£1.50
- MozzaBreaded and fried gooey mozza sticks. Served with tomato chilli jam.£5.50
- TendersButtermilk house fried chicken tenders. Served with a choice of sauce.£5.50
- Buffalo & Ranch
- Plain
- SlawOur home made chunky coleslaw. AKA purple delicious.£2
Dessert
- Salted Caramel BrownieWarm chewy chocolate brownie. Served with caramel sauce, rock salt and vanilla ice cream.£6.50
- Knickerbocker GloryLayers of soft serve, chunks of brownie, cookies, caramel and chocolate sauce & topped with whipped cream, popping candy and a cherry.£6.50
- SHAGABONDZ SarnieTwo Shagabondz cookies hugging vanilla ice cream, served with warm pouring choccy sauce.£6.50
Homemade Sauces
all £1
- Crack BBQ
- Truffle Mayo
- Garlic Mayo
- Inferno Sauce
Kids Menu
For the little rascals...
- Kids HamburgerServed with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.50
- kids chocolate shake£1.75
- kids vanilla shake£1.75
- No Drink
- Kids Chicken BurgerServed with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.50
- kids chocolate shake£1.75
- kids vanilla shake£1.75
- No Drink
- Kids Veggie BurgerServed with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)£6.50
- kids chocolate shake£1.75
- kids vanilla shake£1.75
- No Drink