• Food
  • Drinks
The main show. The big muchacho. The reason for our existence and the answer to all questions. Please advise waiters of any allergens or preferences.

Food

  • Burgers

    All our burgers are served in brioche buns (GF available).

    • Woods
      2 x 3oz beef patty, lettuce, red onion, beef tomato, house sauce and a side of gherkin. So Simple. So Beautiful. So Woods.
      £8.50
        Gluten Free
      • Commodore
        2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Melting Jack Cheddar, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Beef Tomato and House Sauce.
        £9.50
          Gluten Free
        • Blue Moon
          2 x 3oz Beef Patty, Golden Portobello Mushroom, Blue Cheese Sauce, Smokey Bacon Goodness, Crispy Serrano Ham.
          £11
            Gluten Free
          • Col. Nathan Jessop
            2 x 3oz beef patty, melted cheese, streaky bacon, camembert cheese bomb, inferno sauce and chillies. Damn.
            £11
            • Dirdy Birdy
              House Fried Chicken, Melting Jack Cheese, Crispy Bacon & Smokey Bacon Goodness. Served With Maple Syrup on the Side. Served In Either Brioche Bun or Waffle
              £9.50
              • Buffalo Soulja
                House Fried Chicken, buttery buffalo sauce, cool ranch, crunchy iceberg, gherkins and parmesan shavings. Banging buff ting.
                £9.50
                • Hello Me
                  Deep Fried Halloumi, Portobello Mushroom. Topped With Pesto, Piquillo sauce and 'Pico De Gallo'.
                  £9
                  • Feeling Cute Lol
                    Moving Mountains bleeding B12 patty. Vegan cheese, caramelised onions, gherkins, lettuce and burger sauce. Ooof.
                    £9.50
                      Vegan
                  • Wangz

                    Uppin the wang game to make this lockdown a wang fest

                    • Crack BBQ
                      Sticky BBQ crack sauce that taste as good as crack. Mild.
                      £7
                      • Large
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                        £11
                    • Buffal-O.G.
                      Classic glossy buffalo sauce. Buttery and vinegary. mild/med heat.
                      £7
                      • Large
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                        £11
                    • Chipotle
                      Smokey buttery vinegary chipotle sawss that shlaps so hard. mild/med heat.
                      £7
                      • Large
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                        £11
                  • Sidekicks

                    The perfect compadre for your meal.

                    • Skinny Fries
                      Classic skinny fries, lightly salted.
                      £3
                        VeganGluten Free
                      • Curly Fries
                        Classic curly fries, lightly salted.
                        £3
                          Vegan
                        • Frynally
                          Sweet potato hand cut chips. Finally they're on the menu. Jeez.
                          £3.50
                            Vegan
                          • Fries of Glory
                            Fries drizzled in homemade cheese sauce.
                            £4
                            • Crispy Bacon
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                              £1.50
                            Gluten Free
                          • Parmesan Anderson
                            House fries drizzled in roasted garlic & rosemary olive oil and tossed in parmesan shavings.
                            £4.50
                              Gluten Free
                            • Mac Daddy
                              Mac & cheese = pot of love = crack mac
                              £6.50
                              • Crispy Bacon
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                                £1.50
                            • Mozza
                              Breaded and fried gooey mozza sticks. Served with tomato chilli jam.
                              £5.50
                              • Tenders
                                Buttermilk house fried chicken tenders. Served with a choice of sauce.
                                £5.50
                                • Buffalo & Ranch
                                • Plain
                              • Slaw
                                Our home made chunky coleslaw. AKA purple delicious.
                                £2
                                  Gluten Free
                              • Dessert

                                • Salted Caramel Brownie
                                  Warm chewy chocolate brownie. Served with caramel sauce, rock salt and vanilla ice cream.
                                  £6.50
                                  • Knickerbocker Glory
                                    Layers of soft serve, chunks of brownie, cookies, caramel and chocolate sauce & topped with whipped cream, popping candy and a cherry.
                                    £6.50
                                    • SHAGABONDZ Sarnie
                                      Two Shagabondz cookies hugging vanilla ice cream, served with warm pouring choccy sauce.
                                      £6.50
                                    • Homemade Sauces

                                      all £1

                                      • Crack BBQ
                                        • Truffle Mayo
                                          • Garlic Mayo
                                            • Inferno Sauce
                                            • Kids Menu

                                              For the little rascals...

                                              • Kids Hamburger
                                                Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)
                                                £6.50
                                                • kids chocolate shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • kids vanilla shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • No Drink
                                              • Kids Chicken Burger
                                                Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)
                                                £6.50
                                                • kids chocolate shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • kids vanilla shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • No Drink
                                              • Kids Veggie Burger
                                                Served with chips and choice of soft drink. (chocolate/vanilla shake +£1.75)
                                                £6.50
                                                • kids chocolate shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • kids vanilla shake
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                                                  £1.75
                                                • No Drink
                                            • Food
                                            • Drinks
                                            To wash down your tasty burger 😉

                                            Drinks

                                            • Thickshakes

                                              Creamy, delicious and everything you're looking for. No whipped cream currently 😟

                                              • Sweet Oreo of Mine
                                                Oreo thick shake with dustings of oreo and a oreo hat. Holy moly thats chocolaty.
                                                £5.85
                                                • Macaullay Culkin
                                                  Milky bar white chocolate, lotus biscoff biscuits and a whole lotta love.
                                                  £5.85
                                                  • Make Us Dream
                                                    Make us dream again young child. Salted caramel, peanut butter & popcorn. Why are there all these boys in my yard?
                                                    £5.85
                                                      Gluten Free
                                                    • Vegan Shake
                                                      Shake of the month. Locally sourced vegan ice cream.
                                                      £5.55
                                                        Vegan
                                                    • Beers

                                                      • Neck Oil
                                                        IPA. Crispy Malt. UK 4.3%.
                                                        £6
                                                        • Lagunitas IPA
                                                          Toasty and hoppy. USA. 4%.
                                                          £6
                                                          • Red Stripe
                                                            Deliciously crisp, light malt. Jamaica. 4.7%
                                                            £5.50
                                                          • Cocktails

                                                            Oooooo. Saucy.

                                                            • Woods 55
                                                              Absolut vanilla vodka, passoa and passionfruit. Prosecco sidekick.
                                                              £8.50
                                                              • English Garden
                                                                Tanqueray, cucumber, lime, elderflower, pressed apple.
                                                                £8.50
                                                                • Sour
                                                                  Amaretto, whisky or pisco - lemon juice and egg white.
                                                                  £8.50
                                                                • Wines

                                                                  • Parlez Vous SB
                                                                    Sauvignon Blanc, Deliciously smooth and light. Plenty of citrus notes and some green apple fruit.
                                                                    £5.50
                                                                    • Parlez Vous Malbec
                                                                      Upfront fruit of blackcurrants and plums well balanced in the mouth with good acidity.
                                                                      £5.50
                                                                      • Parlez Vous CF
                                                                        Cabernet Franc A crisp & fruity rosé that is truly crisp and exceedingly fruity!
                                                                        £5.50
                                                                        • Corte Alta Prosecco
                                                                          Prosecco This pale yellow sparkling is elegant and crisp, with a fruity bouquet of citrus and tropical fruits. (bottle only)
                                                                          £22