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SMOOTHIES & TEASERS

Organic small plates to get you started!

Organic Blue Taquitos

Two La Hacienda stone-ground organic blue corn tortillas, open-fire roasted and generously stuffed with your choice of filling: Steak, Salsa Chicken, Adobo Pork, Portabella & Cheese

Not By Bread Alone (veg) (gf)

Sampler basket of raw crackers, cranberry coconut muffins, and a thick wedge of Moses' Manna. Served with a selection of homemade soft cheeses and butter! All items are gluten free!

Krispy Kale Chips

The best chip you've ever tasted! Coated with toasted sesame oil and our secret blend of organic spices from all over the world. Served with a light cream dip.

Liquid Assets

Be ready to eat this beverage-food with a spoon! A delightful blend of mangoes, blueberries, raw cream and coconut sugar. Served tall with a glass straw!

Rollin' On The River (v)

It's hearty, it's meaty tasting, but it's vegan! Savory cashew cheese with a hint of chili wrapped in a tender marinated Swiss chard leaf. Two fat and sassy rolls.

Hearty Green Salad

Freshly harvested assortment of seasonal garden greens, shredded carrot and tomatoes tossed in our creamy garlic avocado dressing

SALAD DAYS

Freshly harvested salad greens tossed in avocado oil and balsamic vinegar form the foundation for an entreé-sized mostly-raw meal!

Red Son Rising

Bhutanese red rice stacked with two farm-fresh eggs to order, topped with roasted chunks of spicy free-range chorizo. Finished with garlic and herb cheese.

Solomon's Salad

Topped with golden nuggets of crispy free-range chicken fried in a seasoned gluten free sprouted einkorn flour coating, drizzled with our sweet & spicy mango sauce.

Noah's Ark Salad

Topped with NY Strip, thick sliced bacon pieces, avocado, red onions.

The Daniel Salad

Topped with raw seed + nut "meatballs", avocado wedges, dried fruits, spicy sprouted nuts, shredded carrots and beets. A filling meal! 100% Vegan.

BIG PLATES

Generous portions of fresh free-range meat and poultry from our back yard!

NY STRIP

100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.

Ribeye

100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.

Jamaican Jerk Chicken

Organic juicy free-range chicken marinated overnight in our spicy authentic jerk seasonings.