Drinks

  • Coffee

    Drip coffee... the House Blend or Today’s Feature // Cafe au lait… half coffee, half steamed milk // Tweaker… coffee + espresso // French Press… your choice of freshly ground coffee // Pour Over... ~16oz, your choice of freshly ground coffee // The Cypher... ~16oz chemistry coffee. your choice freshly ground coffee [strong!] // Iced Coffee… 20oz. House Brew or Today’s Feature // Cold Brew… 20oz. Our special brew, 12 hours in the making!

    • Drip Coffee
      the House Brew or Today’s Feature

  • Traditional

    Espresso… straight, no chaser. Espresso Macchiato… espresso + a dollop of milk froth. Espresso Con Panna… espresso + whipped cream. Con Leche… 8oz. espresso, steamed milk, sans froth [flat white]. Cafe Americano… espresso + hot water. coffee, euro-style. Cafe Latte… espresso + steamed milk, light froth. Cappuccino… espresso + steamed milk, mucho froth. Cafe Mocha… regular or white. whipped cream or no? Breve Latte… espresso + steamed half-n-half. Non-Dairy Latte… soy, coconut, hemp, or rice milk. Iced Thai Coffee… sweet, spiced, and strong.

  • Evolutions

    Starfucker… aka bigbucks macchiato. with our own twist, of course. Honey-Nut Latte… nutty and sweet. Pothead… 20oz, iced by default. our rich, spiced blend of espresso, half-n-half, hemp milk, and other top secret flavors. [16oz hot] Black Mamba… 20oz, iced by default... think liquid espresso brownie. STRONG [16oz hot]. Mad Hatter… 20oz, iced only. iced thai tea + espresso + splash coconut milk. Spyder… our own spiced chai / apple cider concoction + whipped cream. the KAC… 20oz, iced by default. chai, espresso, your choice soy or half-n-half, Kenneth’s secret sauce + whipped cream & cinnamon [16oz hot]. Schnozzberry… 20oz. fizzy & energizing. tastes like schnozzberries! Oh.Dream… 20oz, iced. our own dreamcicle-y creation. Witch Doctor… voodoo tea magic to make you feel mo’ betta! Soy.Lent Green… 20oz, iced. it tastes like [mint chocolate chip ice cream] people. JuJu... rich, chocolate-y and spicy, with espresso and whipped cream.

  • Teas

    We have a HUGE variety of black, green, white, red, and herbal teas available hot or iced. Ask about today's Featured Iced Tea! Chai Latte… vanilla or spiced. made with a non-dairy creamer. Iced Thai Tea… sweet, cold, and creamy! Tea Latte… your choice tea with steamed milk. add a flavor if you wish!

  • Etcetera

    Hot Cocoa… regular or white. whipped cream? Steamer… steamed milk with your choice flavor. whip? Italian Soda… soda + flavor… no cream. French Soda… soda + flavor… with cream. Energy Drink… pretty self-explanatory! Juice… orange, mango-orange, pineapple-orange, apple. Milk… whole, 2%, skim, or non-dairy.

  • Alcohol

    We carry a wide range of beers, ales, ciders, and drafts, as well as wine, champagne, mimosas, and several drinks made with Irish Cream! 21+, of course. We don't serve minors, period.

Foodies

  • Pizzas and Such

    Bagel Pizza... the classic: your choice of bagel, topped with organic marinara, itali-blend cheese, and secret spices. ~Or build your own + 3 toppings. P3 [pita-pizza-pocket]... pita bread topped with olive oil, marinara, spinach, feta, and our itali-blend cheese. MP3 [mexican-pita-pizza-pocket]... pita bread topped with olive oil, badass salsa, spinach, chili, and our mexi-blend cheese. BYOP3 [build your own-pita-pizza-pocket]... pita bread topped with olive oil, your choice of 4 toppings, AND Italian- or Mexi-style! El Tejano... jalapeno-cheddar bagel topped with mexi-blend cheese, served with a side of badass salsa for dipping. Pizza Suprema... double-decker pita pizza: layer 1: olive oil, badass salsa, and mexi-blend cheese layer 2: olive oil, marinara, spinach, chili, portobello mushrooms, feta cheese, and itali-blend cheese.

  • TexMexy

    Blue Corn Nachos... organic blue corn chips, mexi-blend cheese + badass salsa. ~Or build your own + 3 toppings. Quesadilla... reg or large. w/ cheese. ~Or build your own + 3 toppings. Messy Tacos... 2 or 3; chili, spinach, mexi-cheese + chips + badass salsa.

  • Vegan

    Chili... our own top-secret, world-famous, made-from-scratch recipe! veggie-burger crumbles, roasted veggies, and spices. totally vegan! served with organic blue corn chips. 
 + de-veganize it with cheese if you wish. Hummus... vegan-friendly and made from scratch; traditional or today’s feature, lightly chilled and served with toasted pita. Taboule Salad... reg or large. awesomely-vegan mediterranean wheat salad with fresh spinach, red onion, cucumber, tomato, and baked tofu served w/ toasted pita. 
 + de-veganize w/ feta cheese.

  • Sandwiches

    Hummus Sammich... vegan-friendly on toasted whole grain bread; your choice of traditional or today’s feature, w/ 4 toppings + served w/ blue corn chips. Toasted Cheese Sammich... multi-cheese blend on toasted whole grain bread with your choice of 2 toppings + served w/ blue corn chips.

  • Breakfasty

    Omelette... 2 eggs, cheese, w/ your choice 3 toppings + muffnut / scone + badass salsa. Breakfast Taco… 2 eggs, cheese, w/ 3 toppings + blue corn chips + badass salsa. BP3 [breakfast-pita-pizza-pocket]…pita bread topped with olive oil, badass salsa, one egg, black beans, spinach, mexi- and itali-blend cheeses.

  • Baked

    Variety of bagels w/ cream cheese or butter. Espresso Brownies, Wild Blueberry Muffnuts, and Gluten-Free Scones.. all baked fresh!

  • Weekend Brunch

    Available Saturdays, 11a-2p, and Sundays, 10a-2p! Rotating Foodie selection w/ Mimosas, Bro-J's, and ChaiRAs on special!