RANCH MENU

  • SMOOTHIES & TEASERS

    Organic small plates to get you started!

    • Organic Blue Taquitos
      Two La Hacienda stone-ground organic blue corn tortillas, open-fire roasted and generously stuffed with your choice of filling: Steak, Salsa Chicken, Adobo Pork, Portabella & Cheese
      • Not By Bread Alone (veg) (gf)
        Sampler basket of raw crackers, cranberry coconut muffins, and a thick wedge of Moses' Manna. Served with a selection of homemade soft cheeses and butter! All items are gluten free!
        • Krispy Kale Chips
          The best chip you've ever tasted! Coated with toasted sesame oil and our secret blend of organic spices from all over the world. Served with a light cream dip.
          • Liquid Assets
            Be ready to eat this beverage-food with a spoon! A delightful blend of mangoes, blueberries, raw cream and coconut sugar. Served tall with a glass straw!
            • Rollin' On The River (v)
              It's hearty, it's meaty tasting, but it's vegan! Savory cashew cheese with a hint of chili wrapped in a tender marinated Swiss chard leaf. Two fat and sassy rolls.
              • Hearty Green Salad
                Freshly harvested assortment of seasonal garden greens, shredded carrot and tomatoes tossed in our creamy garlic avocado dressing

              • SALAD DAYS

                Freshly harvested salad greens tossed in avocado oil and balsamic vinegar form the foundation for an entreé-sized mostly-raw meal!

                • Red Son Rising
                  Bhutanese red rice stacked with two farm-fresh eggs to order, topped with roasted chunks of spicy free-range chorizo. Finished with garlic and herb cheese.
                  • Solomon's Salad
                    Topped with golden nuggets of crispy free-range chicken fried in a seasoned gluten free sprouted einkorn flour coating, drizzled with our sweet & spicy mango sauce.
                    • Noah's Ark Salad
                      Topped with NY Strip, thick sliced bacon pieces, avocado, red onions.
                      • The Daniel Salad
                        Topped with raw seed + nut "meatballs", avocado wedges, dried fruits, spicy sprouted nuts, shredded carrots and beets. A filling meal! 100% Vegan.

                      • BIG PLATES

                        Generous portions of fresh free-range meat and poultry from our back yard!

                        • NY STRIP
                          100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.
                          • Ribeye
                            100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.
                            • Jamaican Jerk Chicken
                              Organic juicy free-range chicken marinated overnight in our spicy authentic jerk seasonings.