Menu
Calzones
CALZONES & SIDES
- Custom Calzone$8Vegans, Vegetarians, Gluten-Free, you belong here! Add your own ingredients to our famous dough. THESE CALZONES ARE BLANK - YOU MUST ADD EVERY INGREDIENT YOU WANT! (don't forget sauces and cheeses!)
- MAVERICK$10.50Diced Chicken | Frank's Buffalo Sauce | Mozzarella
- GOOSE$10.50Pepperoni | Marinara | Mozzarella | Ricotta
- ICEMAN$10.50Grilled Chicken | Green Peppers | Mushrooms | Onions | Mozzarella
- JESTER$10.50Green Pepper | Mushroom | Onion | Pesto | Mozzarella
- WINGMAN$10.50Meatballs | Mozzarella | Pesto
- Sidewinders$3.508 skewered 1/2 oz Meatballs (made with chicken & beef ) with Sweet Chili Sauce
- Fast Movers$3Our dangerously delicious dough, ready for dipping! Cut into 5 sticks, choose as many dipping sauces as you want.
- Bogey$4.50Sidewinders (8 skewered 1/2 oz Meatballs with Sweet Chili Sauce) and two fighter jet cookies.
- BANDIT Lunch Special$12A custom Calzone, Sidewinder meatballs, and drink of your choice. Please specify ingredients for your calzone.
- THAT LOVIN' FEELING$10Choice Fruit Filling | Nutella | Powdered Sugar
- Fighter Jet CookiesYou like cookies? OMG! Us too! Especially when they're shaped like fighter jets. The best sugar cookie you'll ever eat, from TRIGGER HAPPY BAKERY.
Drinks
Low key, easy to walk with or enjoy at our tables.
- Jocko GO Energy DrinkProud to be Denver's ONLY retailer of Jocko's GO Energy Drink line! | PRE-MISSION | PHYSICAL + COGNITIVE FORCE MULTIPLIER | ALL-NATURAL | SUGAR-FREE / KETO | NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS, SWEETENERS OR FLAVORS |
- Soda Can$1Can of Soda
- Bottle of Water$1Cold, healthy, just perfect.
- Beer CansPSYCH! We DO NOT serve alcohol in any way...yet. FEEDBACK: please order this to indicate your vote on whether or not we should.
Extra Dipping Sauces
Sometimes just one dipping sauce isn't enough. We understand.
- Marinara$1Everyone loves marinara! Y'know what? Let's get you some extra marinara. (2 ounces, in a cup, on the side)
- Hidden Valley Ranch$1You know Hidden Valley is the best. You can always count on them for that perfect ranch taste. These 1.5 oz packets tear open at the top so you can apply ranch to each bite!
- Hidden Valley Blue Cheese$1Blue cheese dressing, pairs perfectly with Frank's Buffalo Sauce
- Garlic Butter$1The ultimate comfort food dipping sauce to compliment your calzones & breadsticks. (2 ounces, in a cup, on the side)
- Frank's Buffalo Sauce$1Not just hot sauce - the original, often imitated, Frank's. This sauce brings out the savory kick in our special dough like no other. (2 ounces, in a cup, on the side)
- Pesto$1If you haven't tried pesto with our dough yet, you haven't really lived, have you? (2 ounces, in a cup, on the side) *Caution: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE
- Jet Fuel Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce$1Kick the tires and light the fires! *EXTREMELY SPICY*
Desserts
Every good calzone deserves...dessert.
- THAT LOVIN' FEELING$10Choice Fruit Filling | Nutella | Powdered Sugar
- Fighter Jet CookiesYou like cookies? OMG! Us too! Especially when they're shaped like fighter jets. The best sugar cookie you'll ever eat, from TRIGGER HAPPY BAKERY.
Sides
Our calzones are good, but our sides are ADDICTING.
- Sidewinders$3.508 skewered 1/2 oz Meatballs (made with chicken & beef ) with Sweet Chili Sauce
- Fast Movers$3Our dangerously delicious dough, ready for dipping! Cut into 5 sticks, choose as many dipping sauces as you want.
- Vegan Sidewinders$66 oz of delicious vegan meatballs drizzled in honey mustard. These are outrageous - try them even if you're not vegan.
Specials
- BANDIT Lunch Special$12A custom Calzone, Sidewinder meatballs, and drink of your choice. Please specify ingredients for your calzone.
- Bogey$4.50Sidewinders (8 skewered 1/2 oz Meatballs with Sweet Chili Sauce) and two fighter jet cookies.